poon

1.A vietmanese man who pushes little girls off their bikes and smells the seats
2.Ashley Watson

1.Ashley pushed that little girl off her bike, smelled the seat therefore, she is a poon.
2.The dirty poon stole my bicycle seat.

by Mady June 7, 2004

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The actual juices which flow from the vagina during periods of sexual excitement.

"The poon soaked the mattress and made the room smelly."

"I pooned all over the kitchen table."

"There was poon on my face so I soaked it up with a towel."

"I knew she wasn't turned on because there was no proliferation of poon flowing from the vagina."

by UrBaNiA March 28, 2004

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An annoying wrongdoer. In the ranking system where maynes are at the top followed by goons, poons are at the bottom. This term is generally found in the South.

I can't believe those poons tried to come to our sweet party mayne.

by megamayne2011 January 9, 2011

poon

1. A womens vagina

2. Action with a female

1. Dude Terry has a nice poon

2. "Dude im getting poon tonight!"
"No your not, who are you gonna get poon from?"
"Emily dude, were gonna make out for sure

by Dylan O April 20, 2007

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When your boyfriend is being an asshole.

You and your boyfriend are currently in different cities and haven't been able to see each other. Following disagreements and being blown off numerous times, you might express your frustration by exclaiming, "He is such a poon!"

by Caitlin Nicole October 1, 2006

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to get off with someone / hook up with someone, to have sex (though not necessarily sex)

did you get any poon last night?

by KatieLouise March 21, 2009

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A reference to having sex.

Could i get some poon over here, thanks.

by Chris November 20, 2002