Pooster

a cross between a pig and a rooster that likes sugar cookies

person 1: "look at that bitch ass pooster eating sugar cookies"
person 2: "damn what a dumb ass"

by I'mnothornyIjustwantattention March 31, 2020

polmster

The Exact opposite of a listermop. A loser which those who are wicked hate and ignore. People that always make fun of the goths or punks for being...different

Kid: man that dude sure is a polmster
Kid 2: yea... loser...

by Misfitz December 7, 2006

pookster

something very cute, funny, or a friend.

“hey pookster! How are you?”

“i’m good!”

by thepooksterpookie March 3, 2023

PoonMaster

A man who every women wants to get with, and will call just to hear his answering machine, a master of poon.

Whoa did you see who that was! That was poon-nedelak the poonmaster.

by Semiahmoo Secondary December 6, 2006

Poopster

Someone who makes a game of hiding their turds in places hard to find, in closets, under beds, in cabinets or drawers etc. This is so the smell of shit fills the room but no one knows where it is coming from and eventually have to hunt down the shit and clean it up while the poopster watches all this and tries to hide his laughter.

"You hear the Poopster struck again? 5th time this semester. This time it was under the back seat of the principal's car. Poopster got some skills."

by Regular Joe 615 August 2, 2019

poonster

some retarded way of saying pornstar

guy #1 what's a poonster

guy #2 its not a fucking word you just say it for no reason

by Robloxgamer6969 March 3, 2019

podmaster

The tall senior who little, god fearing man that the freshman worship. They must be at least 6’ 5” and are usually a cracker.

Ethan: what did y’all call me?
Little man: The podmaster. Leader of the pack.

Little Man: you’re a senior.
Ethan: how do you know?
Little Man: I can smell it.
Ethan: what else can you smell?

by Little Man Stan July 11, 2022