ProHomiesGUnitBaller

Baller that just a baller that is just that baller that he has to be a ProHomiesGunitBaller

Guy 1 : Yo baller
Guy 2 : Sup Proballer
Guy 1 : Naww ur a more baller
Guy 2 : Naww ur a ProHomiesGunitBaller
Guy 1 : I knoww right. GUNITT

by Pro Baller February 27, 2012

Poohorn

To insert something poo-related into a conversation which is otherwise non-fecal

Me and Jeremy were just discussing the Gaza Strip when Jemima showed up and said, "I shit myself on a plane flying over the Gaza Strip a few years ago. "Wow", said Jeremy. "You really poohorned that in there".

by poohorn April 21, 2017

Prince Albert Poohoes

1. A Prince Albert Poohoes occurs when one farts into a butt plug, but the anal contractions restrict the fart from escaping, causing your head to explode.

2. A butt plug with a chain attached, connected to a Prince Albert dick hole piercing. When farted into, the resulting pressure travels the path of least resistance to the brain, where resulting explosion(s) occur.

"Hey guys, what happened to Maui?"
"What you diddn't hear? Trash gave him the Prince Albert Poohoes and his eyes popped out of his head!"

by Albert Poohoes April 5, 2013

Poohole Potter

To find one's own G-spot whilst showering, anal activities with showerhead including 'thumbing' ones self.

Hey, Carl, you're a proper Poohole Potter. How's your ring?

by Carl Potter March 25, 2006

Pooroma

The stench that drifts through the corridor, emanating from the toilet after someone has purged themselves

Steve: "Woah, I just got a waft of pooroma when I came through the front door"

by Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo February 1, 2013

poosomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia

When I eat chili and spinach greens, around 2am I get a major case of poosomnia.

by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017

Poohole

A person acting like an asshole

Stop being such a poohole about it, And just admit that I am right.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) May 29, 2019