The mightiest of all men. He fights ignorant darkness in the name of wisdom, truth, courage, and honor.
Often accompanied by his brother and greatest Ally in the face of evil, Med.
Often accompanied by his brother and greatest Ally in the face of evil, Med.
Remember the Med and the Poog. Rejoice - for they shall lie in your hearts forever, if there you keep Them.
by Member0123456789 June 3, 2009
Get the Poogmug. Wonderful being seen across some platforms of the internet. Known for speaking in third person, being non-binary, and doing no harm. The Cult of Poog are followers of Poog, and basically the most wholesome beings on the planet.
Person 1: Poog's motto is "Poog do no harm"
Person 2: WTF is wrong with you Allison, how did you get into my living room?
Person 2: WTF is wrong with you Allison, how did you get into my living room?
by Froggity November 23, 2020
Get the Poogmug. by iiDillon_ January 23, 2022
Get the Poogmug. by Kermit the Pooge May 4, 2006
Get the poogemug. One who flaunts one of the manliest staches in the world and uses their suspender wearing authority to give summonses to the children. Legend has it that one that receives a summons will be devoured by the fine specimen's stache. When the Poogs is in a jolly mood, the Poogs mispronounces the "th" sound of a word by replacing it with the 'f' sound.
Example 1:
Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)
Poogs: Where is your I.D. card?
Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)
Poogs: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)
Example 2:
Poogs: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.
Child: Who did the witches freeze?
Poogs: What?
Child: You said the witches "frozen"
Poogs: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.
Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Poogs but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.
Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)
Poogs: Where is your I.D. card?
Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)
Poogs: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)
Example 2:
Poogs: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.
Child: Who did the witches freeze?
Poogs: What?
Child: You said the witches "frozen"
Poogs: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.
Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Poogs but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.
by Mr. Poogs is Tardy December 19, 2008
Get the Poogsmug. The extra fat females get usually after giving birth that appears to be yet another stomach under her waist line. Teachers seem to have them alot.
by The Almighty August 31, 2003
Get the Poogemug. The direct result of pulling out after anal sex, the penis is covered in a mixture of poo and spooge, or "pooge."
I fucked this filthy ass ho the other day. When I pulled out I had to wipe a ton of pooge off my cock.
by filthy spitfire March 26, 2010
Get the poogemug.