A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.
I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.
by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011
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The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010
Get the mashed pootatoes mug.A Pablo Poocaso is when someone shits on ones chest and then decides to recreate a pablo pacaso painting with there penis as a paintbrush, or as some call it, a poobrush.
Hey Justin bring your fat poobrush over here and finish this damn Pablo Poocaso that you started on Zachs chest.
by Kris.P.Bacon March 3, 2011
Get the Pablo Poocaso mug.When a person paints the wall behind the toilet with explosive diarrhea while attempting to sit. Also known as a photo finish. The best masterpieces are created after 12 beers and greasy mexican food.
by Johnny Slipshot May 13, 2005
Get the Poocasso mug.a fantastic celebration of feces, bowel movements, and the act of defecation. this celebration is mostly taken place in japan and Germany where scat is a popular fetish. one person would squat down and release his bowels over another persons mouth or chest.
by gray786 January 21, 2006
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Get the Poobating mug.The act of putting something you have to do off because you are cuddling with a cat or a one is sitting on your lap and you don't want to disturb it.
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