snake poncho

Slang term for a condom.

Tommy was an idiot and forgot to wear a snake poncho. Now Erica is pregnant.

by ComradeAndrew December 11, 2008

pochi

The cutest person you will ever meet. Like so attractive that you feel ashamed of yourself just standing next to them. Very, very lovable

Omg that girl is such a pochi. I need her to be mine NOW.

by ahnah November 27, 2012

poncho's give-away

An imaginary store like a Goodwill where hand-me-down items can be bought so for so cheap, it's like the proprietor of the business is giving the stuff away. The phrase is used by school kids in L.A. to make fun of the possessions of poorer students, who may wear used or non name brand clothing and shoes. This may be attributed to parents who could not afford to buy nice shoes and/or apparel for their children.

Nice rags, did Poncho's Give-Away have a half-off sale today?

by David R. July 11, 2006

Soggy Poncho

After sex, taking off a full condom and slapping it across the face of your partner.

After he blew his load, Rick took off the rubber and gave Lisa a huge soggy poncho all over her face.

by nhamfcints September 3, 2010

Headless Ponch

To win or achieve greatness despite circumstances which would normal prevent one to do so (this originated from a season 1 Robot Chicken segment titled '3 Fast 3 Furious which satired both Cannonball run and Fast/Furious movies - The world's most famous cars-from KITT to the Batmobile to the General Lee-race against each other. In the segment Ponch and Jon from the series 'Chips' are part of the race. In a freak accident Ponch is decapitated. Despite having no head, Ponch wins the race.

"Fucking pulls off a headless ponch last night! Pukes on himself, busts up his head, and still manages to score that hot little skank!"

by kennyactionfigure November 27, 2012

poncho people

Adj: used to describe the generation of women (or men) who partake in the wearing of ponchos, a fashion craze reborn from the 60's, in winter 2004

Alana: "what are they wearin?"
Clare: "ponchos!"
Peachy: "they are poncho people! i wana be a poncho person!"

by Peachypeach January 27, 2007

Beer Poncho

The false sense of warmness that comes from drinking enough beer when it is cold outside, thus causing you to think wearing a jacket is not necessary.

It was only 40 degrees at the football game, but Jim's beer poncho kept him warm all night.

by Janarchy August 26, 2009