the poopsmith

A guy that shoooovels poo for the King of Town. Why the King of Town has it, we'll never know. The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence. Why, we'll never know that either. I think the guy accidently swallowed some of his wassit and vowed to never open his mouth again so he wouldn't have to taste the taste of his little poop pile ever again.

Its just the way the Poopsmith is. I mean, he shovels his poop, and collect things from people doing jumping jacks.

by Max T. November 27, 2003

poopsmithicas

The town which bores from it many a poopsmith, not one alike.

1. I grew up in a small town named Poopsmithicas.
2. If you fail to follow the rules and regulations of Poopsmithicas then I will be forced to slap you. Twice.
3. Born in the Poopsmithicas! (To the tune of Born in the USA!)

by Jamizzle August 6, 2004

poopsmithy

Homestar-esque slang for toilet.

The King of Town is on the toilet:
The King of Town is at the poopsmithy

I need to visit the little boy's room:
I need to get my tushy mended at the poopsmithy

by Oscar January 11, 2005

Polyepithet

One who is known by many or multiple nicknames

Doug is a polyepithet

by Doug "Beans" February 14, 2009

Poopsmith

One who defecates or otherwise spreads their feces on the floor, walls, inside elevators and other locations as a maliscious act of vandalism.

Accompanying behavior would include flushing objects down toilet or urinals in the effort to cause damage.

We learned our vandal, a Poopsmith, had struck again once we entered into the Gentlemen's room to be assaulted by the foul stench of the excreta smeared upon the walls.

by Anonymous CoWorker October 27, 2006

the poopsmith

Here we have a rare glimpse of The Poopsmith in it's natural habitat.
Pretty nasty if you ask me!
Oh, The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.
I about to take a vow of throwing out my cookies all over this microphone!
How much is this thing worth anyway?Cause is about to be worth a lot less!
No for real, The Poopsmith is a good guy, he just has a crappy job.

So I see you still got your pile of whatzit there.

by Matthew September 3, 2003

the poopsmith

In Akron, OH there is a poopsmith. He unloads trucks and smiths poop. We don't like him, but we enjoy making fun of him. No vow of silence. Poopsmith out!!

Chris P. Smith

by Jo Brown April 5, 2004