A subpar program headed by Rich Rodriguez. Absolutley ZERO defense. They have a running quaterback that resembles Lil Wayne who pulls off sick runs but cant throw so save his baby' s mama.
Did you see the Michigan Wolverines game today. They scored 65 points all runs by the quarterback. However they lost because the defense couldnt tackle Betty White in a wheelchair with the flu. They lost by 15.
by Gman4lifecali November 22, 2010
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And by the way, his name is Logan.
And by the way, his name is Logan.
by Cyclops August 11, 2003
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Prior to intercourse, prepare a bag of neatly trimmed and/or shaven pubic hair and leave in the posession of a trusted accomplice. Have said accomplice hide in closet (with bag of pubic hair at ready.) Invite a lady friend and proceed to commit hideous sexual acts (e.g. rusty trombone). Following ejaculation upon facial region, have accomplice promptly emerge from closet and disperse pubic hair over ejaculate-covered area. In chorus, shout "Wolverine!". Bask in the glory of your successfully executed Wolverine Surprise.
"Oh dear chap, you would have applauded the Wolverine Surprise Archibald and I administered upon Gertrude yester-night"
by Daveyboi January 30, 2008
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1. The preeminent badass of the Marvel Universe. A 5'3" hair covered Canadian mutant, whose trade mark adamantium skeleton and razor sharp claws are the stuff of legend. He is so gnarly that he's spent the last century perpetually kicking ass in the early morning and taking names in the afternoon and coming back for supper to kick ass again.
1. The preeminent badass of the Marvel Universe. A 5'3" hair covered Canadian mutant, whose trade mark adamantium skeleton and razor sharp claws are the stuff of legend. He is so gnarly that he's spent the last century perpetually kicking ass in the early morning and taking names in the afternoon and coming back for supper to kick ass again.
Examples of his incredible bad assness
#1
Wolverine: Rowra! (slash slash slash off screen)
Jean: Wolverine, what are you doing?
Wolverine: Tell Cyclops I made his jeep...a convertible.
#2
Cyclops: We're going to save the Juggernauts sorry life. Don't bother telling me you don't like it.
Wolverine: *lets out claws* I don't like it.
#3
Wolverine (to Sabretooth): "you always liked picking on people smaller than you! Well I'm smaller! Try picking ON ME RARARWA"
#4
Wolverine: Cyclops I got something to say to you!
Cyclops: I don't wan-(punched in the gut)
Wolverine: Next time I won't be so nice.
#5
Gambit: Ah! (scared by sentinel head)
Wolverine: Usually it takes a whole sentinel to scare most people.
#6
Wolverine (to Sabretooth) "Grow that back"
(cuts off Sabretooth's balls)
#7
Wolverine: Hey TIN MAN (to sentinel) I'm sending you back to OZ! *lets claws out*
#1
Wolverine: Rowra! (slash slash slash off screen)
Jean: Wolverine, what are you doing?
Wolverine: Tell Cyclops I made his jeep...a convertible.
#2
Cyclops: We're going to save the Juggernauts sorry life. Don't bother telling me you don't like it.
Wolverine: *lets out claws* I don't like it.
#3
Wolverine (to Sabretooth): "you always liked picking on people smaller than you! Well I'm smaller! Try picking ON ME RARARWA"
#4
Wolverine: Cyclops I got something to say to you!
Cyclops: I don't wan-(punched in the gut)
Wolverine: Next time I won't be so nice.
#5
Gambit: Ah! (scared by sentinel head)
Wolverine: Usually it takes a whole sentinel to scare most people.
#6
Wolverine (to Sabretooth) "Grow that back"
(cuts off Sabretooth's balls)
#7
Wolverine: Hey TIN MAN (to sentinel) I'm sending you back to OZ! *lets claws out*
by IamtheNight November 17, 2009
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To lose all control over oneself that allows one's primal instincts to reign free....
Any amount of physically severe destruction released in short bursts of anger....
To lose all control over oneself that allows one's primal instincts to reign free....
Any amount of physically severe destruction released in short bursts of anger....
by Jared Walker Bolton (CyberShadow1) February 14, 2004
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by TwistedPolerina April 18, 2016
Get the Polerina mug.A football program whose best days were in the great depression era. They truly suck in today's time and are guranteed to be shittier with rich rodriguez as coach. They make fun of ohio state fans yet they get their asses beat by them every year by more than 3 touchdowns. Bad colors, lack of talent, and the city ann arbor all equal to a program that recruits and people in general find as crap on a stick.
Billy- The Michigan Wolverines are the winningest program in college football.
Kyle- Yea when my deceased grandfather was just being born
Billy- Michigan still has some good players and their stadium is one of the biggest in america
Kyle- Thats not what terrelle pryor thought after he decommited and when appalachian state made the "big house" the "big dump."
Kyle- Yea when my deceased grandfather was just being born
Billy- Michigan still has some good players and their stadium is one of the biggest in america
Kyle- Thats not what terrelle pryor thought after he decommited and when appalachian state made the "big house" the "big dump."
by kellis13 July 25, 2009
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