by freak nasty March 17, 2007
Get the polterwang mug.Polly Positive is the exact opposite of Negative Nancy. Polly Positive can describe someone who sees everything around them as absolutely fantastic. Polly Positive also describes someone in the case that their response to a specific event or state of being during a period of time is incredibly hopeful in its take on a situation.
Person 1 (acting like a Negative Nancy): Man, I did not have fun at your friend's house: the music was too loud, it was too crowded, the people were annoying, everyone wrecked the place, the bathroom smelt awful, and now I am hungry.
Person 2(acting like a Polly Positive): It is unfortunate that you did not have a good time, but I had a great time and thought everything was marvelous even including the smell.
Person 2(acting like a Polly Positive): It is unfortunate that you did not have a good time, but I had a great time and thought everything was marvelous even including the smell.
by Aonymouse June 26, 2009
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A guy who claims to be poly and uses the psychological complexities of alternative lifestyles to justify his fuckboy behavior (both to himself and to others). Claims that sex is how he connects with people before he's able to connect emotionally, because it's just "how he is," when really he's not interested in people beyond sex. Will adopt the terminology and concepts of alternative lifestyles in order to present himself as open-minded, but if his behavior is called into question, he will manipulate his date/partner into feeling guilty for questioning him, claiming that she needs to take responsibility for her feelings (or other dismissive invalidations). Other symptoms: attempts to control the methods and/or frequency of contact (including warnings early in the relationship that he is very busy); has a high number of partners yet claims to have close emotional connections with all of them (despite his occasionally forgetting about you); makes frequent assumptions, false accusations, and judgements about a woman's behavior (often as a distraction from his own); consistently gives himself an 'out' for hangouts (yet somehow the conflict magically disappears if he thinks he may get laid); expresses interest in / extreme comfort with a platonic relationship but then fails to demonstrate interest beyond sex/poly-related topics; gaslighting; mansplaining; arrogance; may also include signs and symptoms of a narcissist or sociopath.
Allison: Me and Kevin are in an open relationship, so I'm looking for friends with benefits. Should I go out with James?
Brenda: I'd say yes if you just wanted to get laid and talk about nothing but sex, but he's a classic poly fuckboy, so not really friend material.
Brenda: I'd say yes if you just wanted to get laid and talk about nothing but sex, but he's a classic poly fuckboy, so not really friend material.
by AshleyJameson17 October 3, 2019
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Did you see that cock slot jogging in her bikini Millsy? My god, she was PERFECT, a proper two push Polly. I'm never going to get to slide into that! I hope she gets cancer.
by dogegg June 27, 2010
Get the Two Push Polly mug.A caring loving and beatifull girl, always impresses a man no matter what can trust mostly everyone. She has funny and king friends but her best feature are her eyes and personality
She has great luck and is very pretty
She has great luck and is very pretty
by Dr phandsom July 27, 2018
Get the Polly mug.Noun: synthetic blood sucker; once upon a time they were statesmen.
Adjective: activity of a synthetic blood sucker
Adjective: activity of a synthetic blood sucker
Noun: Originally they were called statesman; today they are mistakenly called politicians; they have synthetically morphed into what one would rightly call a poly-tick.
Adjective: Governmental employees who synthetically take on the appearance of swine, engaging in poly-ticks so they can successfully suck the life out of everyday Americans by gorging themselves at the HOG trough.
Adjective: Governmental employees who synthetically take on the appearance of swine, engaging in poly-ticks so they can successfully suck the life out of everyday Americans by gorging themselves at the HOG trough.
by Roy Nielsen December 27, 2007
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