politispeak

Politicians calling something by another name to reduce its impact; to make it misleading.

Politispeak: The Fort Hood shooting was "workplace violence" rather than "an act of terrorism."
Politispeak: Cancer is no longer cancer if it's "indolent lesions of epithelial origin” which the Feds now want to call some forms.

by lvfinn October 2, 2013

politichip

a microchip implanted into unsuspecting members of the population during routine surgery that forces them to hold certain political beliefs and subsequently vote at political elections in a particular way.

"Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he got politichipped. Goes around spouting all sorts of Conservative nonsense now."

"No! I'm not going to hospital! They'll politichip me!"

by skairkroh October 16, 2011

politis

a bad ass motherfucker who won't take no shit off nobody.

Hey! Did you hear about that politis guy?

by snoozeyalooze June 27, 2014

Politista

1. (Noun) An effeminate, trendy, fashion forward politico or policy wonk. May be male or female.

He is such a politista, he asked Nancy Pelosi "who she was wearing" at the state of the union.
Perhaps, but he does know her positions on domestic policy better than most people I know.

by Inside the designer beltway. October 10, 2009

politiwhore

1. Politician that panders to special interest groups such as Corporations, Foreign interests, or lobbyists at the expense of America or Americans.

2. A politician that flip-flops to try to gain extra votes.

That POLITIWHORE made a deal with the Oil Companies and we are now paying for the new pipeline in taxes!

by Lisa N. October 10, 2007

politistatus

The insanely obnoxious passive aggressive statuses that people post in Facebook about the debates when they really only have barely a fraction of a clue about whats happening.

"Hmmm I don't know what I think about that, time to consult the Facebook world to show them what a political genius I am!"
"Hey, Rob, did you see the dumb ass politistatus on Facebook? What the hell are they talking about??"

by tofargoneforthis October 23, 2012

politoshop

To edit the facts of a political truth with falsehoods to convince others it is the truth.

How faux facts proliferate the news to affect a false narrative.

Many politicians have been known to Politoshop the truth to sway public support in their favor.

by BrokenPodcast November 19, 2019