Pole Vault

(Noun, slang)

1. The strategic rebound maneuver where you use a temporary situationship as emotional scaffolding to clear the “I still miss her” bar.

2. A no-future fling deployed in a moment of desperation to prop up your confidence.

“Bro, be honest… you and Kayla?”

“Bro, chill. I wasn’t cuffing. That was a pole vault. I cleared the bar, but I’m still not healed.”

Pole Vault by Sleekowl February 10, 2026

Pole vault cigarette

Pole vault cigarette - a king size heater that is so long it resembles a pole used by a pole vaulter .

She was so stressed she was hitting that pole vault cigarette the minute she got out of work.

Pole vault cigarette by Rookie Sensation July 26, 2022

German Pole vault 

The German Pole vault is like one of those gross/outrageous sexual things that you always joke around with your friends like the Alaskan Pipeline but would never actually attempt. The German Pole vault however is not gross, but would generally end in injury (and embarassment).

The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.

Bro: Dude, she is so hot, I might try the German Pole Vault on her.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.

German Pole vault by schubes66 October 13, 2011

Dutch pole vault 

Inserting a tube anally to relieve flatulence

I haven’t farted for a week so I scheduled a Dutch pole vault.

Dutch pole vault by Jerdie September 23, 2020

The Pole Vault 

A sex term. When someone is on their knees giving you head, but doesn't want you to cum in their mouth or on their face. So instead you say that you'll finish yourself off onto their chest.

But instead of aiming directly at the chest, you aim your dick at a higher angle. When you cum, some of it will travel at an arc that will allow it to gently vault from your pole and upon their face. After the first initial 'burst', you aim directly at their chest so most of your cum lands there.

As most of it hit the target they thought it would hit, you can plead compete innocence and say it was an accidental occurrence.

Dude, last night I fully whipped out The Pole Vault on this chick!

The Pole Vault by TheMythTheLegend September 27, 2012

Connecticut Pole Vault 

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

Connecticut Pole Vault by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

Pole vaulter 

A pole vaulter is a woman who uses sex to climb the corporate ladder.

Person 1: "this new girl is pretty hot"
Person 2: "you're not the only one that thinks so...apparently she's already fucking the boss"
Person 1: "wow, not even working here a week and already banging the boss...what a pole vaulter"

Pole vaulter by Little donkey April 23, 2014