(Noun, slang)
1. The strategic rebound maneuver where you use a temporary situationship as emotional scaffolding to clear the “I still miss her” bar.
2. A no-future fling deployed in a moment of desperation to prop up your confidence.
1. The strategic rebound maneuver where you use a temporary situationship as emotional scaffolding to clear the “I still miss her” bar.
2. A no-future fling deployed in a moment of desperation to prop up your confidence.
“Bro, be honest… you and Kayla?”
“Bro, chill. I wasn’t cuffing. That was a pole vault. I cleared the bar, but I’m still not healed.”
“Bro, chill. I wasn’t cuffing. That was a pole vault. I cleared the bar, but I’m still not healed.”
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The German Pole vault is like one of those gross/outrageous sexual things that you always joke around with your friends like the Alaskan Pipeline but would never actually attempt. The German Pole vault however is not gross, but would generally end in injury (and embarassment).
The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.
The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.
Bro: Dude, she is so hot, I might try the German Pole Vault on her.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.
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Get the Dutch pole vault mug.A sex term. When someone is on their knees giving you head, but doesn't want you to cum in their mouth or on their face. So instead you say that you'll finish yourself off onto their chest.
But instead of aiming directly at the chest, you aim your dick at a higher angle. When you cum, some of it will travel at an arc that will allow it to gently vault from your pole and upon their face. After the first initial 'burst', you aim directly at their chest so most of your cum lands there.
As most of it hit the target they thought it would hit, you can plead compete innocence and say it was an accidental occurrence.
But instead of aiming directly at the chest, you aim your dick at a higher angle. When you cum, some of it will travel at an arc that will allow it to gently vault from your pole and upon their face. After the first initial 'burst', you aim directly at their chest so most of your cum lands there.
As most of it hit the target they thought it would hit, you can plead compete innocence and say it was an accidental occurrence.
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“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
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