word said to another when he/she fails at something (a game, a contest, a test, etc.); pronounced like "failed;" after saying "phail'd," make sure to spell it out for them so it's not the normal "failed."
{Bruno attempts to bring himself up to his feet when on his back, ninja-style; he fails and lands on his back}
Person: Phail'd. P-h-a-i-l-apostrophe-d.
Person: Phail'd. P-h-a-i-l-apostrophe-d.
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I got AIDS from a blood transfusion. - Epoch Phail
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