plompzakken

plompzakken is a dutch sex act where the woman where's a belt around her waist which she pulls tight. After which the vagina spreads open very wide and the man is able to put both his cock and his balls inside her.
Accidents have happened during plompzakken, where the belt snapped and the man is trapped with his dick and scrotum inside the woman. This is, needless to say, very tight, and not without pain.

A) Let's go plompzakken
B) Yeah, I'll get the belt

by Sadim January 27, 2008

a poompa la caca

a poompa la caca is when you want to yell poo. you have to yell a poompa la caca

"oi why u hit me rebecca truelence?"
" A POOMPA LA CACA!'

by isla louise July 22, 2020

plumpa lumpa

A fat, short tart with an orange face. Plumpa lumpas can often be spotted rolling across the dance floor of cheap nightclubs but are considered harmless if all eye contact is avoided.

Origin: Umpa Lumpas from 'Charlie's Chocolate Factory'.

Oh man! Look at that Plumpa lumpa Dave's picked up!

by sketchy October 10, 2004

pompatus

In 1954, Vernon Green of the Medallions wrote a song called "The Letter" in which he used the words "puppetutes of love", a combination of "puppets" and "prostitutes". A puppetute was a woman of your fantasies who would do anything you wanted. Steve Miller, who sometimes imported words from other songs (including his own) into his lyrics, misheard the word as "pompitous" or "pompatus" and added "pompitous of love" and "pompatus of love" to his songs, "Enter Maurice" and "The Joker", respectively. The words were later used as a title to a movie, "The Pompatus of Love". "Enter Maurice" also uses the words "sweet words of epismetology" (close to an actual dictionary word, epistomology), which was probably a misheard version of another Green-invented word, "pizmotality", words so secret they can only be revealed to a lover.

"My dearest darling, come closer to Maurice so I can whisper sweet words of epismetology in your ear and speak to you of the pompatus (pompitous) of love" (from "Enter Maurice", by Steve Miller)

by JohnJablong June 11, 2006

Ploppa

A person who sits around doing nothing all day, commonly bums and other such people.

Yo, check out that ploppa!

George Bush was such a ploppa!

by Bubble Blox October 30, 2009

Poompa Doompa

An interesting fellow whos genitals can range from huge to fucking enormous

Dont Let Poompa Doompas Rape you

by NotPoompaDoompa June 9, 2018

Pompalicious

It's like POMP and delicious mated and packaged for resale.

Pompalicious kicked Kristen in the baby maker, and then asked her for a cigarette.

by Kristen J. August 17, 2006