Pleaking

A word derived from a combination of peeing pooping and planking..pleaking is the act of balancing yourself between two adjacent walls in a rigid manner and letting your feces and urine fall casually to the floor.

Safety concerns over slippery floors has prompted restaurants in the area to adobt the "please no pleaking policy."

by please no pleaking October 2, 2014

Perking

The act of pooping and materbaiting with your penis at the same time.

"Phil was perking while home alone one day."

by Violet Sullivan June 28, 2017

pleaking

Farting out of your penis.

Me: What was that Tommy?!
Tommy: Don't be afraid, it was just me pleaking.

by Cahcahminator February 11, 2014

Plesking

An action when Jane beats the absolute shit out of you..because...WHY THE FUCK NOT?!

CONTACT! *PLESK*

I'm about to Plesk this idiot into oblivion
Can we get to the Plesking part now?

by Plesking August 19, 2020

Perking

The act of pooping while jerking off

*gets call*

Sorry, I’ll call you back later, I’m busy perking.

by fummm September 4, 2021

Plorking

When you play while you work. In-office, this can be nerf gun fights. Working from home, this can be a quick game of online scrabble, a virtual karaoke session, or even just a quick catch-up via video with your coworkers.

It's a way to achieve work/life balance when the working day seems to never end.

"Man, how does Alex get so much done? The guy is plorking every time I see him"

by James Neutron Jr. December 22, 2021

Perking

When a person (probably male for hygienic purposes) jerks off while taking a shit.

Man I ate so much food on that date! She was so hot but I got rejected so badly, guess I'll be perking when I get home!

by RottenDeluxe April 29, 2022