by Jojwjwjejej December 29, 2013
Cockney ryhming slang for feet. Derives from 'plates of meat'. As with all cockney rhyming slang, the rhyming part is not used in speech.
by C Webb May 07, 2006
Someone who is not popular, nor tries to be. Satisfied with where they stand in the social triangle.
by Farahirah December 04, 2011
Matthew: I’m gonna get plastered every night on this beach trip
*Second Night*
Matthew: I’m too tired tonight I think I’m just gonna pass out
Josh: Man I knew you were a plate
*Second Night*
Matthew: I’m too tired tonight I think I’m just gonna pass out
Josh: Man I knew you were a plate
by TUTIMAN807 March 22, 2020
A sexual act wherein one partner lies face up on the floor with a plate of glass over their face, and the other shits on the glass.
by Nasty Sanchez October 11, 2003
Step 1 for plating option
Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.
Step 2
Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.
Step 3
Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.
Step 4
Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.
If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points
Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.
Step 2
Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.
Step 3
Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.
Step 4
Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.
If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points
by Dr. LF June 18, 2009
by Geetthepuppiescleanout May 07, 2009