Pantyward

Pantyward - nickname for Edward Cullen in the Twilight FanFic "The Office" He enjoys ripping Bella's panties off of her.

Pantyward is so hot

by TwiFFlover August 15, 2009

plantar faciitis

Plantar faciitis is a painful inflammatory condition of the face cause by the sole of a foot making fast, hard contact with said face.

He had plantar faciitis after after Chuck Norris's heel made contact with his nose.

by PiggyPudding September 6, 2009

Pantardous

its a very common word meaning retard, or idiot.

That pantardous just ate my cake.

by oreo-gie January 29, 2009

Plastard

when there is some bitchy, idiotic, jerk (other known as a bastard) who has had lots of plastic surgery yet is still quite hot.

DAMN look at that plastard over there, she must have gotten like 3 plastic surgery operations

by knifeguywithaknife January 23, 2011

plantars wart

A infection caused by a type of HPV

1) What is a plantars wart?
2) I have a plantars wart .

by Starbucks572 October 26, 2017

Planktard

Planktard is a person that looks like a deformed blob fish

She looks like a planktard every day.

by hfbriyebf May 8, 2018

Planktard

A person that looks like a deformed blobfish

She looks like a planktard today

by Aya42068 March 1, 2018