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periodic pump-handle pacification

Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".
I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.
by QuacksO December 7, 2019
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pwnification

1. Extreme Pwnage
2. Excessive syllables added onto 'pwn'

Pronounced: Poen-if-ih-CAY-shin
1. Wow! Bob just gave Jim some extreme pwnification!
2.Pwn-I-FI-CA-TION
by pivotdude123 August 4, 2009
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pramifications

What a horny stud from Merry Olde England will likely face if he frequently has unprotected sex with a female of child-bearing age.
It's well known dat both Prince Charles and Lady Diana "got some cheesecake on da side", but I'm not sure if there were any pramifications --- i.e., da pitter-patter of little feet --- as a result of said philanderings.
by QuacksO March 8, 2021
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Palification

The feeling when days feel like they're turning into hours or even seconds

Provided you are having a really good time or something bad is coming up

The word palification has its roots from the very recent developments of Hinglish as a common launguage among the degenerately online generation of India and me as a genz trynna act cool infront of my peers.
My time in Delhi was so darn palified

The palification of time left for exams is depressing
by Shrinamon December 24, 2022
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Ponification

Ponification™ (noun)

Definition:
The intentional transformation of one’s identity, expression, or lifestyle into that of a pony—through fashion, performance, ritual, or symbolic embodiment. Coined by Kayla Lynn Squox in 2025, Ponification™ represents a unique fusion of art, self-actualization, and equine-inspired design. Often expressed through gear, movement, and personal storytelling, it is a form of becoming rather than pretending.

Origin:
Created and soft-trademarked by CoffeeThePonygirl™, a performance artist and transformation visionary. First used commercially via Etsy and DeviantArt in 2025.
Example:

> “Her full ponification was completed the moment she locked her hooves on and walked proudly into the ring.”
“Ponification isn’t cosplay—it’s a sacred act of identity.”

Note:
Ponification™ is part of an evolving brand, legacy, and lifestyle system. Unauthorized commercial use is discouraged.
by Coffeetheponygirl July 14, 2025
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Ponification

Ponification™ (noun)

Definition:
The intentional transformation of one’s identity, expression, or lifestyle into that of a pony—through fashion, performance, ritual, or symbolic embodiment. Coined by Coffeetheponygirl™
in 2025, Ponification™ represents a unique fusion of art, self-actualization, and equine-inspired design. Often expressed through gear, movement, and personal storytelling, it is a form of becoming rather than pretending.

Origin:
Created and soft-trademarked by CoffeeThePonygirl™, a performance artist and transformation visionary. First used commercially via Etsy and DeviantArt in 2025.
Example:

> “Her full ponification was completed the moment she locked her hooves on and walked proudly into the ring.”
“Ponification isn’t cosplay—it’s a sacred act of identity.”

Note:
Ponification™ is part of an evolving brand, legacy, and lifestyle system. Unauthorized commercial use is discouraged.
by Coffeetheponygirl July 14, 2025
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