Person 1: Have you heard of this new craze called Planking?
Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years!
Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years!
by Funky W June 9, 2011
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Whereby the planker decides to up the stakes and takes it to the extreme. 1 time try only, with 2 styles:
1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)
1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)
A: "Dude! I was jogging near the reservoir and i think i saw some dead body floating man... it was sick!
B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."
B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."
by muffinmanSG July 20, 2011
Get the Extreme Planking mug.The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.
Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)
by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014
Get the robert planting mug.The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..
by jim-the-birdman May 28, 2011
Get the planking mug.To plank. To lay horizontally in a strange or unusual place. To plank you must lay horizontally straighten your body and point your fingers and toes down (towards your feet), then you must name your "plank" and post a picture of the creator (of the plank) performing the pose on Facebook.
Planking is a great pastime for people who get bored easily and have friends willing to take pictures of them looking like retards. Public planking is more adventurous and is harder to pull off especially on things like: cop cars, public toilets, and in the middle of six way highways.
Planking can also be dangerous if performed: in places of frequent use, the tops of tall buildings and placed frequented by pedophiles and rapists.
Planking is a great pastime for people who get bored easily and have friends willing to take pictures of them looking like retards. Public planking is more adventurous and is harder to pull off especially on things like: cop cars, public toilets, and in the middle of six way highways.
Planking can also be dangerous if performed: in places of frequent use, the tops of tall buildings and placed frequented by pedophiles and rapists.
Dude : "Hey I'm going planking on the sydney harbour bridge"
Sexy chick : "Nice! I am spastic eagle planking!"
Dude : "You gotta teach me that one"
Sexy chick : "Nice! I am spastic eagle planking!"
Dude : "You gotta teach me that one"
by Scottytheplanker June 11, 2011
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