Pjoo

A pengin

He is such a Pjoo

by KekwPjoo August 25, 2021

Pjoti

'Żobb imqatta' roti roti.' A Maltese slang word which translates to a sliced human penis, similar in shape to a sliced banana. Commonly used to take the piss out of someone.

1) "Nagħmillek xi naqa pjoti mal-insalata?'' - 'Would you like some sliced cock with your salad?'
2) "Mer! Tinsiex tixtri l-pjoti!'' - 'Marie! Don't forget to buy the sliced cock!'
3) "Għandek ħalqek riħa ta' pjoti!'' - 'Your mouth reeks of sliced cock!'

by Dneġel ta' taħt it-tinda July 30, 2023

Pjork

To have sex with a chick as weird as Bjork.

Dude, I totally pjorked that freaky chick from the party.

by trimbandit October 15, 2003

Pjorn

Swedish Porn. Especially that made by Private before it became widely available in the rest of the world.

Let's go to the video store and get some pjorn.

by ChipSlap February 22, 2005

PJOS

1. An acronym that stands for Portable Jack Off Station. This term refers to using a laptop computer for the sole purpose of downloading and jacking off to porn where ever one travels. PJOS is pronounced "Pee-Joss"

2. The acronym can also stand for Pocket Jack Off Station if the electronic device being used for pornographic satisfaction can be fit into one's pocket. Such devices include cell phones and PDAs.

"I went out of town without my girlfriend, but stayed busy with my PJOS"

"Because my job is really boring, I pack my PJOS with me and take many bathroom breaks"

by No. #1 Stunna September 18, 2006

pjowned

Another form of the word pjwned

Jeez, I got pjowned by that l33t h@x0r

by Irving Scott September 24, 2005

Pjou

Pjou - he’s a broken-hearted male with a soul purpose to fulfill everyone’s heart with love and happiness and bring a great smile to everyone’s faces while looking for a female to be his one and only true love forever.

I love Pjou so much! He’s so wholesome!

by Pjou August 5, 2019