Pizz

When you take a piss after sex and your urethra is obstructed by jizz which creates a wild flow of unpredictable urine stream that shoots in every direction.

Man, I took a pizz this morning and it sprayed the entire sink, even the mirror and hand towels.

by TheRover October 20, 2017

Pizz

A slimy mixture of piss and jizz that can be left hanging from your dick the next time you go urinate after not wiping/ not wiping well enough after masturbating.

I fapped so hard that there was pizz even after i had wiped my dick!

by Y33T420 July 7, 2018

pizz

i gots to take a pizz.

to take a piss.

by pizzle August 4, 2003

da pizz

A gansterized form of "what the peace?", which is an expression used by those who do not have enough balls to say "what the hell?!" or "what the fuck?!"

Smart kid: Dude, that test was so hard, did you know how to do any of it?"
Not-smart kid: Nope, I wrote "da pizz?!" for every single answer...but quit bitching, you probably got 100.

Bill: I just saw Alicia with another guy.
Dickwax: DA PIZZ???

by BillStillChillWiddit June 9, 2011

deece pizz

Often used as a close substitute for decent. "Deece pizz" is an expression for average or above average pizza. Furthermore, deece usually implies more satisfaction than decent. It can also mean: sweet, awesome, nice, cool etc. Many users of the word precede "deece" with the modifier "pretty."

1.)
Todd: Yo, we just ordered some pretty deece pizz bro.

John: Ah! Thats so deece! Can I bum a sliv?

2.)
Billy: Dude! I'm totally baked we should so order some
deece pizz. I'm so hungry after smokin those deece nugz

Davis: Smoking is so not deece!

3.)
Spencer: Later deece pizz!

by John and Todd December 28, 2006

Pizz circle

When a group of loyal followers gather under you ass to drain your anal cum

Alan is a Pizz circle pirate, tries to steal all the anal cum for himself.

by Paul Schmitz December 23, 2021

pizz ant

Pizz ant is like a piss ant but cooler.

My cat frank is a pizz ant.

by ShaniquaSmith June 3, 2009