Pizzajerky

Pizza that is very dry and tough. Usually occurs when leftover slices are left in the box and forgotten about until days later. Some still find it edible, and refer to it as pizzajerky.

I was too lazy to cook so i just snagged some pizzajerky out of the garbage.

by robhk888 December 9, 2007

jizzaster

disaster
n.
1.
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.

jizzaster
n.
(disaster + jizz) / 2

1. I just blew my load all over my term paper! What a fucking jizzaster.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.

by oOJoshOo December 28, 2005

Pisaster

The scientific name for a sea star.

"Last night, I awoke covered in starfish. Hot damn, it was a pisaster disaster!"

by Paumento Migilis March 1, 2009

PIZZALERT

The much appreciated statement

making it known that the ordered pizza
has finally arrived.

"Hey, Joe, pizzalert! It's $16.00."

by No1Dane September 26, 2009

pizzasterisk

in the universe of my father this term meant "the other" the "undesireable." soon to find out however, was the astinian republic, pizzasterisk was the most powerful weapon. with the power of thousands of suns, pizzasterisk spread, and soon the multiverse was fragmented.

"pizzasterisk"
"asterisk pizza!!"

by Expellfar June 20, 2022

jizzaster

When something goes bad during sex.

Cum to fast - jizzaster
Penetrate the anus, instead of vagina - jizzaster
If you don't cum - jizzaster
If you get busted - jizzaster

by peterminator February 22, 2011

poozaster

When one does not make it to the toilet in time.

Larry made it to the bathroom,but didn't bend over in time. He has a real poozaster on his hands!

by the zygorthian December 31, 2015