Pitsen

Noun. Singular/plural. A canine of "Pit Bull" origin or pedigree. "Pitsen type dogs" include, but are not limited to; American Pit Bull Terrier, American Staffordshire Terrier, American Bully, American Bull dog, American Bull Terrier.

1. There were a pack of Pitsen at the dog park.
2. Despite common misconception of their ferocity, Pitsen are some of the most loving, loyal dogs with an amazing temperament.
3. I love my Pitsen very much.

by Jcap101 April 14, 2019

Pittsford Housewife

A resident of the upscale Rochester, NY suburb of Pittsford. Typically drives one of these cars: a black Escalade, a silver Lexus LX or a red Prius. Spends the day playing tennis at the club, having her nails done at one of the spas, planning her next shopping trip to Paris or New York, collecting items for a charity event silent auction, meeting with her decorator to decide on a fabric, attending a yoga class or watching the grounds crew work while reading Conde Nast Traveler next to the pool.

Pointing at a women shopping in Wegmans, "What do you think, a Pittsford Housewife?" Reply: "Absolutely. The body is too perfect not to have been sculpted."

by Blake777 April 3, 2011

Pittsburgh Porker

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver involving two men and one woman (preferably easy to lift). To execute this daring move the men must position themselves on either side of the girl sitting "doggy style" and enter their peni into the mouth and the vaginal orifices. After this has been accomplished both of the men stand up, lift the girl up whilst their cocks are still in their respective places and rotate the girl like a pig roasting over a fire.

John: "Zach and Jay Pittsburgh porker 'ed some hoe last night."
Bill: "No way, that's intense."
John: "Yeah man."

by Colby maddog Smith April 4, 2008

Pitsicle

The frozen state of underarm sweat. Most likely caused by summer temperatures and humidity followed by lunch in a Chipotle.

The 115 degree temperature, excessive coffee and laughing lead to pitting out, after which I entered a Chipotle and my pitstains were turned into pitsicles. After leaving the Chipotle, which was maintained at an arctic 34 degrees, my pitsicles were once again pitstains.

by Pitmaster7 August 17, 2010

pitsnogled

To be overwhelmed by an unexpected, unstoppable force.

Reference to Kevin Pitsnogle of the WVU mens basketball team, having come from the ashes to help raise the Mounties to a Elite eight appearance.

He pitsnogled me with 3 pointers from well past the arch.

by Rich March 28, 2005

Pittsburgh Panini

The act of shitting into a wad of TP, placing into the baby-changing station, then pressing it closed.

Boyfriend: Hey, the cashier at McDonald's got my order wrong.
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!

by SwellStuff December 3, 2019

pittsburgh goodbye

When you say goodbye by punching someone in the arm and shaking their hand.

He tried to kiss me but I panicked and gave him a Pittsburgh Goodbye

by Birchtreeleaf September 24, 2017