An unapologetic, ignorant lover of the pitbull breed of dogs who ignores the statistical aggressiveness and lethal rap sheet of said breed. A "pitiot" will often respond to horrible tragedies from the jaws of pitbulls by posting a video of their own pitbull licking their face.
When a toddler gets their face chewed off by a pitbull, and someone instantly asks, "Well, what was the toddler doing?", is an absolute PITIOT.
by Robb Denney December 25, 2021
Get the Pitiot mug.A word used to describe something that is sickeningly adorable, cute, or charming. Examples of "cutesy-patootsie" objects are puppies, kittens, Pikachu, or young children---genearlly something fuzzy and cuddly.
Ugh, that little kid is so cutesy patootsie, it makes me sick.
I wish she would stop acting so cutesy patootsie, it's really getting to my nerves.
I wish she would stop acting so cutesy patootsie, it's really getting to my nerves.
by pancake of doom February 18, 2010
Get the cutesy patootsie mug.It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.
{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.
by Telephony May 30, 2015
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Can also be used as ”cutie patootie”
Can also be used as ”cutie patootie”
by ehr:) March 16, 2019
Get the Cute patoot mug.A sweetheart, someone who you care about- the word is a cute, light way to address someone close to you. The friend, in order to be called "patootie" must be not only beautiful but above all have a very kind, open personality
"She is such a cutie patootie, invite her over!"
"Of course I love Dan, he's so cute and is my patootie fasho"
"Do you like Liza?" "Of course, she's a patootie-head"
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"Of course I love Dan, he's so cute and is my patootie fasho"
"Do you like Liza?" "Of course, she's a patootie-head"
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by patootiequeen January 5, 2011
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