brown piste

sit backwards on the toilet and let out a massive dump, works much better on u.k toilets with the little bit of water in the bottom,not the ones with the water to near the top.

the house party was crap and i didn't like the attitude of the ginger bitch who lived there, so i left her with a brown piste to clean up

by buckins May 16, 2006

Off-Piste

Not feeling content with life. Feeling like there's a path you should be on, but you're not on it. Originates from skiing term used when not adhering to pre-defined trails.

Christie: Hey, how's it going?
Tom: To be honest, I've kind of been feeling off-piste all day.

by Carl-1973 November 24, 2018

piste rage

A rush of temper caused by improper or unwelcome behaviour on a ski slope. Similar to Road Rage

That boarder cutting in certainly generated some piste rage in the line.

by Itter February 24, 2009

Pist-ot note

When you write on the wrong side of a Post-it note.

Dagummit. Another pist-ot note.

by Ae5Ea8 May 14, 2015

Pist-ot Note

When you write on the gluey backside of a Post-it Note and wonder why you're having trouble writing.

Pist-ot Notes of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.

by Ae5Ea8 June 8, 2015

Off-piste bodging

Fornication or adultery

When Jim and Anne came down, their stupid smiles made it clear they had been doing some off-piste bodging.

by Naughty Daddy July 4, 2021

Pist

The highest level of anger you can reach in the hierarchy of anger.

1. Frustrated
2. Upset
3. Angry
4. Enraged
5. Pissed
6. Pist

When I lost my polo I won at the golf tournament I was upset. When I asked Ross if he found it and he said no but the next day I saw him wearing it at work I was Pist.

by Spix Macaw August 5, 2021