pisstified

The state of being completely pissed off at someone, and yet also mystified at how that person can possibly be that excruciatingly upsetting, socially inappropriate and clueless to their affect on the world.

Ex: I am completely pisstified at my boss for asking me to clean out the refrigerator that is filled with black mold.

by alohadice June 1, 2014

pisstified

The state of being completely pissed off at someone, and yet also mystified at how that person can possibly be that excruciatingly upsetting, socially inappropriate and clueless to their affect on the world.

Ex: I am completely pisstified at my boss for asking me to clean out the refrigerator that is filled with black mold.

by alohadice June 1, 2014

pisstivetive

To the maximum of being disappointed, upset, angry, mad, pissoff.

When I discovered my best friend stole my money , It upset me to the highest of pisstivetive.

by Calbshow June 4, 2018

Plastique pringles

The aluminum Pringle containers that come special with some movies to contain a oil bomb.

Plastique Pringles are awesome to eat from.

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

pisstitude

The amplitude or height of which one can piss

Have you heard the new pisstitude which jack got?

by Hshsiakvabjsiis January 6, 2023

Pissticle

When you pee and it gets all over your testicles.

Person 1: Aw man I just shot a pissticle
Person 2: Gross dude

by i<3money May 21, 2023

Pisstine Chapel

The Pisstine Chapel is when a man gets two ladders indoors, places a board across them, lays on his back on the board facing the ceiling like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, and urinates directly up on to the ceiling. This is a popular move with lazy painters and occasionally used creatively to cover up pants wetting incidents by office workers who then claim that ‘the roof is leaking again.’

I pissed my pants at work while sitting in my office chair. I couldn’t let anyone know so I had no choice but to get two ladders and a board and do a Pisstine Chapel directly over the wet office chair and then call maintenance and tell them the roof is leaking. It was a perfect cover up and no one was the wiser.

There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex January 1, 2025