There are two sorts of pissies, male and female. Pissies share many things with such cratures as: scally ned townie wiggar and jock, but still differ so much from the before mentioned to fall into their own category. They can be found daytime at the smoking place of a high school and after 20:00 (8:00 PM) around the railway stations, malls, parks and some music events in Finland, Sweden and Denmark. Female pissies can often be spotted on the backseat of ricers.
A female pissie is one who wears skanky clothing, make-up in excess and has a habit of drinking herself drunk with wine or cider untill she pees on herself, hence the name.
Outer signs of a female pissie are:
- Cider or wine bottle after 20:00 (8:00 PM)
- Very low and tight jeans, or a mini-skirt
- Phat pink shoelaces
- Strings that are visible due to the low jeans. Always a very screaming color to make sure they are visible.
- A too small top, usually a hideous color like bright pink.
- Too short jacket in wintertime.
- Huge ear rings
- Talking to the phone on subjects like " *giggle* I'm so drunk I'm gonna pee myself soon!!!!11"
A male pissie is a person who drinks at least double the amount he can physically bear, usually hangs out with female pissies.
Outer signs are:
- Beer or spirits bottle after 20:00 (8:00 PM)
- Jeans which have the legs partially tucked into the socks (usually white tennis socks)
- Sk8ing shoes (trainers are a baaad mistake in pissie ethiquette)
- Gold chain around neck. Other kind of bling bling is desirable but not mandatory.
- T-shirts and hoodies sporting huge logos.
- An expensive mobile phone.
- Big permanent markers for making tags
General habits:
Binge drinking. If there are no parties at anyone pissies gather to the mall, railway station or parks and break out a vast sortiment of alcoholic beverages.
There are three stages in pissie drinking
- Drinking and wondering how one isn't drunk yet.
- Turning giggly or into a loud asshole depending on gender.
- The first person throws up.
- Getting hammered. This stage usually involves a severe risk of STD transmission. Dialing up some of the 200 people on the mobile phone contacts-list is also very common.
- Staggering home drunk (optional)
- Waking up next day very hung over and in case of a female pissie, make-up smeared all over the face.
Pissies also have an annoying habit to pee, shit or throw up anywhere when intoxicated.
If someone tries to take a picture of a pissie they take a "sexy" pose within seconds.
A female pissie is one who wears skanky clothing, make-up in excess and has a habit of drinking herself drunk with wine or cider untill she pees on herself, hence the name.
Outer signs of a female pissie are:
- Cider or wine bottle after 20:00 (8:00 PM)
- Very low and tight jeans, or a mini-skirt
- Phat pink shoelaces
- Strings that are visible due to the low jeans. Always a very screaming color to make sure they are visible.
- A too small top, usually a hideous color like bright pink.
- Too short jacket in wintertime.
- Huge ear rings
- Talking to the phone on subjects like " *giggle* I'm so drunk I'm gonna pee myself soon!!!!11"
A male pissie is a person who drinks at least double the amount he can physically bear, usually hangs out with female pissies.
Outer signs are:
- Beer or spirits bottle after 20:00 (8:00 PM)
- Jeans which have the legs partially tucked into the socks (usually white tennis socks)
- Sk8ing shoes (trainers are a baaad mistake in pissie ethiquette)
- Gold chain around neck. Other kind of bling bling is desirable but not mandatory.
- T-shirts and hoodies sporting huge logos.
- An expensive mobile phone.
- Big permanent markers for making tags
General habits:
Binge drinking. If there are no parties at anyone pissies gather to the mall, railway station or parks and break out a vast sortiment of alcoholic beverages.
There are three stages in pissie drinking
- Drinking and wondering how one isn't drunk yet.
- Turning giggly or into a loud asshole depending on gender.
- The first person throws up.
- Getting hammered. This stage usually involves a severe risk of STD transmission. Dialing up some of the 200 people on the mobile phone contacts-list is also very common.
- Staggering home drunk (optional)
- Waking up next day very hung over and in case of a female pissie, make-up smeared all over the face.
Pissies also have an annoying habit to pee, shit or throw up anywhere when intoxicated.
If someone tries to take a picture of a pissie they take a "sexy" pose within seconds.
Examples of pissie talk:
"*giggle* I'm sooo drunk I'm gonna pee my pants soon!!!11 Pass me the cider!1"
"Is there anything more to drink around?"
"Nothing except Sabina's wine, but it's horrible."
"Whatever, I just need something to drink..."
"*Giggle.*"
"You won't guess what we did last night!"
"What did you do?"
"We ran drunk and naked through the parking hall at the mall."
"hahahahaha" (laughing in a choir)
"*giggle* I'm sooo drunk I'm gonna pee my pants soon!!!11 Pass me the cider!1"
"Is there anything more to drink around?"
"Nothing except Sabina's wine, but it's horrible."
"Whatever, I just need something to drink..."
"*Giggle.*"
"You won't guess what we did last night!"
"What did you do?"
"We ran drunk and naked through the parking hall at the mall."
"hahahahaha" (laughing in a choir)
by The investigator August 6, 2004
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ICP is short for the Insane Clown Pussies
They are a rap duo from Detroit (who's stage names are Silent Gay and Faggy 2 Dope), who have made themselves infamous for a number of reasons.
1) Their fugly appearance
2) Their fanbase of 13-year-old retards
3) The fact they're wiggers
Let's look at these reasons in detail.
1) The Insane Clown Pussies wear face paint, a base coating of pure white all over their faces, and then their respective patterns painted on in black, sometimes with an extra color (red) to match their outfits. Faggy 2 Dope dresses like a black guy, wears his hair like a black guy, dyes his hair black so it looks like a black guys hair, and talks exactly like a black guy. Nowadays, Silent Gay has bleached spiked hair, while Faggy has braids.
2) Their fanbase (refered to as "Juggalos" for guys, and "Juggalettes" for chicks) are the biggest reason this band is as hated as they are. Juggalos and Juggalettes are all douches... that's what it boils down to. You can be damn sure that anyone who refers to themself by this term, is a total loser. Juggalos will wear face paint, all day. Its one thing to wear the paint for an ICP event, but Juggalos will walk around all day with the stuff on.
They are all incredibly defensive when it comes to the Insane Clown Pussies, which is admirable, if they didn't have the debating skills of a head of lettuce. For an example of a Juggalo's argumentative skills, see below.
The Insane Clown Pussies started a beef with Eminem because Eminem asked them to play at his party, and they got mad for no reason. Eminem has dissed them on their Marshal Mathers album, put clown paint on sex dummies and thrown them into the crowd at a sold out arena with like 50, 000 people there, and made up the name Insane Clown Pussies, Silent Gay, and Faggy 2 Dope. To that ICP responded with the insults Feminem, and Slim Anus. Wow, great comebacks.
Juggalos can threaten you, or say they'll fight you on the internet and then once you see them in real life, they'll either act like he's your best friend, or reject a fight 'cause they know that their pathetic bitches.
To sum it all up the Insane Clown Pussies have horrible music, they and their fans do pot, there fans are mostly 13, they are pussies, they're drop - outs, and they hate Eminem because they're dumbfounded retards.
They are a rap duo from Detroit (who's stage names are Silent Gay and Faggy 2 Dope), who have made themselves infamous for a number of reasons.
1) Their fugly appearance
2) Their fanbase of 13-year-old retards
3) The fact they're wiggers
Let's look at these reasons in detail.
1) The Insane Clown Pussies wear face paint, a base coating of pure white all over their faces, and then their respective patterns painted on in black, sometimes with an extra color (red) to match their outfits. Faggy 2 Dope dresses like a black guy, wears his hair like a black guy, dyes his hair black so it looks like a black guys hair, and talks exactly like a black guy. Nowadays, Silent Gay has bleached spiked hair, while Faggy has braids.
2) Their fanbase (refered to as "Juggalos" for guys, and "Juggalettes" for chicks) are the biggest reason this band is as hated as they are. Juggalos and Juggalettes are all douches... that's what it boils down to. You can be damn sure that anyone who refers to themself by this term, is a total loser. Juggalos will wear face paint, all day. Its one thing to wear the paint for an ICP event, but Juggalos will walk around all day with the stuff on.
They are all incredibly defensive when it comes to the Insane Clown Pussies, which is admirable, if they didn't have the debating skills of a head of lettuce. For an example of a Juggalo's argumentative skills, see below.
The Insane Clown Pussies started a beef with Eminem because Eminem asked them to play at his party, and they got mad for no reason. Eminem has dissed them on their Marshal Mathers album, put clown paint on sex dummies and thrown them into the crowd at a sold out arena with like 50, 000 people there, and made up the name Insane Clown Pussies, Silent Gay, and Faggy 2 Dope. To that ICP responded with the insults Feminem, and Slim Anus. Wow, great comebacks.
Juggalos can threaten you, or say they'll fight you on the internet and then once you see them in real life, they'll either act like he's your best friend, or reject a fight 'cause they know that their pathetic bitches.
To sum it all up the Insane Clown Pussies have horrible music, they and their fans do pot, there fans are mostly 13, they are pussies, they're drop - outs, and they hate Eminem because they're dumbfounded retards.
The Insane Clown Pussies are fuckin' faggots man.
Silent Gay is SO FAT!
Faggy 2 Dope is a wigger.
Fuck juggalos.
Silent Gay is SO FAT!
Faggy 2 Dope is a wigger.
Fuck juggalos.
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