by Romantic.Roadkill September 17, 2006
Get the piromaniac mug.The Poomanchu is simply a fumanchu drawn on a face with a poopy penis after being removed from a poopy butthole, hence, Poomanchu.
by PSN March 10, 2007
Get the Poomanchu mug.Acronym for "Pulled Out Of My Ass Financials". Often utilized when creating financial projections of early stage ventures where they have no idea what financial really look like. Also utilized by business owners with poor accounting practices when wanting to sell their businesses, having no idea of their actual financial performance.
I presented to the venture capital group yesterday and gave them nothing but POOMAF, and they bought it!
by RobNew99 November 5, 2018
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the act of sitting or squating on a chunk of mud, where as when the person stands there is a spot of mud on their ass. preferable the ass hole location
the act of sitting or squating on a chunk of mud, where as when the person stands there is a spot of mud on their ass. preferable the ass hole location
nouryana is a poomar
by aaron D123 April 23, 2008
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Pulling Numbers Out Of My Ass
(see also: pudouma)
To support one's arguments with arbitrary numbers that may or may not seem plausible.
Professionals (i.e. people who get paid for making PNOOMA-statements) prefer to use terms akin to "Qualified Estimate" or "Economic Calculus/Forecast" instead.
Pulling Numbers Out Of My Ass
(see also: pudouma)
To support one's arguments with arbitrary numbers that may or may not seem plausible.
Professionals (i.e. people who get paid for making PNOOMA-statements) prefer to use terms akin to "Qualified Estimate" or "Economic Calculus/Forecast" instead.
"This is completely PNOOMA, but about five million people in China miss both their front teeth."
A:"<statement involving statistics>"
B:"I don't believe this. It seems like PNOOMA to me."
A:"<statement involving statistics>"
B:"I don't believe this. It seems like PNOOMA to me."
by evilcandybag May 4, 2009
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Person 1: My laptop smells funky
Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop
Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?
Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?
Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop
Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?
Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?
by Nutata February 22, 2011
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