simpin aint pimpin

a current cardinal rule of dating. you do not treat a love interest like a significant other unless they are in fact your significant other. this keeps an individual from being emotionally invested and potentially getting hurt by someone they never actually dated.

i thought about calling him to hear about his day but you know, simpin aint pimpin

by spicybanana69 June 17, 2021

Budget Pimping

Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.

(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)

"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"

"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."

by NaturalFeatures March 2, 2009

Fruit picking sodomite

Homosexual man. Made famous by the legendary DCI Gene Hunt

Steven Warren is a bum bandit. Do you understand? A poof! A fairy! A queer! A queen! Fudge packer! Uphill Gardener! Fruit picking sodomite!

by Jaymeh September 23, 2012

pimpinmasterdx

A gay retarded troll on youtube that makes videos about how pimpin he is (not.) He is a sony fanyboy, even though he says he's not. He likes Seth Dub. How that is possible is beyond me. His spelling is HORRIBLE! He wants to be gangsta, even though we know gangstas get into a bunch of trouble.

Example of pimpinmasterdx spelling:
1. i aem nut ae sone fnboe
2. da pstripple iz ballin
3. lolwut
4. no ur stupd pwnd oeh ya
5. o snaep!
6. no da irategaemer came furst jamez rofl hakd hiz account so it lokz lik he cam frst.

Translation

1. I am a sony fanboy and I suck.
2. I like rainbows and pony's.
3. Sorry, I am to stupid to hear what you're saying
4. No, I pwned my self. Look at me! I pwned my self!
5. Oh, I need to read a newspaper instead of living in a rock.
6. I am full of lies

by SmithtotheMarcus October 20, 2008

Karl Pilkington

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.

"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"

by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005

Pimpin ain't easy

The life of a pimp is a grueling yet extremely rewarding one nonetheless. Often thwarted with social boundaries, pimps are a marginalized group of people because of societal vices such as jealousy and wrath. Pimps continue pimping, not because it is easy, but because of the satisfaction and rewards associated with pimping.

Pimpin ain't easy Mufuck

by Maykel December 26, 2018

tommy pipkin

A 'tommy pipkin' is a small gas release by a male during sex.
It is only counted as a tommy pipkin if it falls into BOTH of the following catagories:
1. Said male has tried desperatley NOT to fart.
2. It makes a reletivley high pitch vibration upon release

woman:

'did you just tommy pipkin?'

man
'nah, it were the matress ger on wi it'

by beverageofkenny January 12, 2010