Pillock

A British slang word that is occasionally used as a way of telling some one who has performed an action like a complete idiot. It is used as an alternative to: Idiot, Dumbass, Mong and other's to express one's stupidity

Oh my god! What the fuck was that?! You pillock!

by GeofftheChineseBusinessMan November 12, 2014

Infantile Pillock

A childish and stupid person.

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 20, 2016

Pillicophobia

The fear of taking pills; the fear of having pills get stuck down ones throat.

Because Madeline couldn't get over her pillicophobia, she crushed up the pill that her doctor gave her and mixed it with some ice cream.

by Karen Ambrose May 12, 2011

pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003

pillack

A pillack is someone who is greatly dumb, and less superior to your normal everyday person.

John Morris " Help me brush my teef"

by Leia November 14, 2004

Pillicks

A person or persons who humps farm animals for sport.

Those Welland folks are Pillicks.

by REG February 2, 2004

pillock

james may favorite word

clarkson you infertile pillock

by taxfrauder2000 April 28, 2021