piglet

The type of girl you bring home after the bar to make into your own little sex puppet.

dave - "man, check out those piglet's by the bar"

Matt - "now there's an easy kill"

by mooseknuckler July 31, 2006
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a little girl who calls the partyline and lies her age, and what she looks like to get some phone sex
i talked to this piglet on the mamaraven the other day, and got some heazzy fooooooo shezzy phone sex up in this piece.
by d3adr0ck March 25, 2003
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Bro. Ninja. Nigga. Dude. Buddy. Pal.
What up, my piglet.
Whats good, my piglet.
My beauty sleep, my piglet.
Hey my piglet.
Wtf are you doing piglet.
You're done my piglet.
You're done piglet.
I'm done lmao.
by ibras August 27, 2013
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Piglets - When a woman aged 30 or more puts her short to medium length hair into pigtails and those pigtails are shorter in length to the point there are almost out of the bands which hold them. Often seen in a yoga class in California.
“That Yogi sure has adorable looking piglets in today”
by CanuckCVSCODad October 16, 2019
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Piglet

The sordid and, obviously, pink creature of wierdly non-porcine origins, in A.A.Milne's "Winnie the Pooh." A baby kangaroo, Piglet often gets himself into confusing situations, like being stranded in trees when it's raining, if I am remembering my English childhood correctly.
My uncle, a civil engineer from New Delhi, was a contract worker for the Iraqi government in the mid 1980s. He once visited us in the UK, and insisted on taking me and my sister to Harrods. My sister immediately chose a high-quality Piglet, complete with green corduroy onesie. Actually, writing this example makes me realize that Piglet was not a baby kangaroo at all. He was an actual piglet. Sorry about that. Back to Harrods. I believe I selected a white mohair jumper that I wore on special occasions, such as Dorcas Day, throughout my adolescent years. It is difficult to explain what Dorcas Day is.
by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 14, 2008
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Piglet

A person so lacking in penis legnth that it actually looks like a clit.
Man, your penis is so small that i mistook you for a girl, you fucking piglet.
by TastyButterButt August 01, 2006
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Piglet

a miniture terd filled with cheese and served as an orderve
Oh godness, Jonathon, these piglets are just marvelous!
by Max and Bobby November 20, 2010
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