Piglet

A small boy or girl between the ages of 4-12 that has an excess of fatty material around the facial and abdomen areas

Person A: Yeah my sister eats a lot of cake
Person B: You know your sister is a piglet

by Dr Mark May 3, 2005

Piglet

The act of mistaking female sexual organs for a toilet. Once the urine begins to be noticed by the female, to complete the act the male must pull out and blame the female for peeing on him. This act can be done in both heterosexual and homosexual relationships

Male:Oh my god did you just pee on me?
Female: What
(Male leaves)
(Later)
Male:(talking to buddy) Got here on the piglet.
Male 2: Well Played

by 1290938477745 June 28, 2008

piglet

ur mom

ur mom is piglet

by hiiiiiii omg hiiiiii omg hiiii May 26, 2021

Piglet

A monke poggers instrumental rock band band. They have 3 eps named "Lava Land", "Songs", and "Early Songs"

Person1-have you heard of a band called piglet?
Person2-No.
Person1-Yah nobody has.

by Legohexman June 11, 2021

piglet

also known as a rent-a-cop.

a person with authority like a security guard or by-law officer.....someone with authority, but not that much authority.

the damn piglets come every time i have a party.

the piglet at that club kicked me out for being a drunken idiot.

fuck you piglet scum!

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

piglet

A cop in one of those three wheel golf cart looking vehicles.

We knocked over that piglet and he was like a turtle on his back.

by zebrok February 15, 2004

piglet

A man who fits the definition of pig, but is well meaning.

Men are piglets.

by belle.tenor August 14, 2012