piddle pole

Noun: A Dick, Penis, Cock.

-typically belongs to a Cracker-Ass White Boy from southern, or any part of, Alabama.

Ann: Dan! Hurry up and get your piddle pole ready, Damn it! I'm tired of fucking Daddy.

Dan: Alright, Ann. Daddy knows he loves our piddle pole playtime. Roll Tide!

by Jbizzle117 October 27, 2017

Piddle

V. To look like you are doing something for multiple hours, while accomplishing absolutely nothing.

Johny piddled around in the sink all day, but the dishes are still dirty.

by Doctorwheauxdat April 19, 2011

piddle fart

to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off

Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!

by uniTARDo March 23, 2009

piddlefuck

To waste time doing absolutely nothing.

To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.

Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!

by jaynedough April 3, 2017

Piddle

Little kid word for urine; the act of urinating.

I have to make piddle; Shut up while I piddle.

by Chodeser January 23, 2003

Paddles

A place in the dark depths of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling 14 year olds are subsequently let in for 'looking' 18 because the bouncers are ill-educated twats who need their glasses fixed. Once inside a rare sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and Pembroke Dock (sometimes even Haverfordwest) all 'getting low' to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place where married 40 year olds can go and pull a naive 14 year old and be no consequences.

girl1: I'm 14, and i go to paddles!
girl2: Me to, cause i'm from Monkton!
girl3: Same, i got there to get totally taken advantage of by some 40 year old man while i'm drunk after my 2 WKD's!

guy1: you paddling it this weekend?
guy2: no, i actually like the way my healthy dick looks!

by flooooo May 25, 2009

drunk to puddles

When one reaches a state of intoxication that likens them to a puddle.

Characterized by the following:
- An internal state of gushiness
- Being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor
- Having literally passed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.

Yo, did you see Alan last night? He was wicked drunk!

Yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. I heard he hit on like six girls and then passed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex's apartment.

by Alan & Aileen December 15, 2008