Pickledick

(n) The result of years of routine masturbation due to an inability to get laid. The exact same finger placement coupled with the strength of grasp during climax causes minor divets to form over time; thereby making the shaft resemble a full gherkin in all but color.
(adj) A complete nerd suffering from the above condition. (See also incel).

“Dude, I need a woman in my life”.

“I hear that. How’s your pickledick treating you, btw?”
“It’s aiight. Hurts sometimes though”
“Try using some Jergens for your gherkin, man. Stop with the friggin dry rub.”

by ex1l3d September 17, 2020

picklelize

to add a pickle to anything

i have picklelized your frys.

by parisissy December 3, 2021

Pickledick

Pickledick is a dick the size of a pickle

"You have a midget pickledick"

by 6_koji February 5, 2022

picklepicker

a derogatory slur for the emo women that can't be trusted alone with a quarter pounder

my girls a picklepicker, dawg. can't have sh*t.

by irrev3rent July 15, 2024

pickledpiper12

Twin

My twin is pickledpiper12

by Catstoee1 December 9, 2023

pickleized

When something is pickled, it is pickleized.

Are the cucumbers pickleized yet?

Can I eat the pickleized onions?

by pickleized March 17, 2024

Pickledhead

Someone who act's like their head has been pickled in a jar. (Someone stupid)

You're acting like such a pickledhead.

by Ninja powered opal cat August 6, 2025