Phloomph

When you're laying on a nice, comfy bed with a boner, and then an ass falls from the sky and lands perfectly on your penis, covering it up completely. In ideal circumstances, some baby powder rolls of the butt in a cloud, and even on the rarest of occasions you hear a soft and abrupt phloomph, which signifies a perfect landing. Once the butt has positioned itself, you are free to either carry out your sexual desires, or if you have an extremely strong dick, even walk around with the woman on your body. This is phloomphing and feel free to try it at home. :)

DUDE! I went home last night and Lisa asked me to get ready on the bed so I sat there laying down with a boner and all of a sudden her ass phloomphed on me and I had it there the whole night!

by SKROTO December 10, 2013

Phoote

A word that can be used to replace any 1-2 word(s). Grammatically, you are only supposed to use it twice in order for your sentence to make sense.
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.

Plural:Phootes or phooties

That phootin phoote fricked everything up!!!
I wish I could phoote slap the phoote out of him!

by PHOOTELORD June 11, 2019

phloom

1. An Alan Alda Feminized Liberal Male who has to have the last word or be the ultimate arbiter/authority in all message board threads he participates in;
2. One who starts threads to engage in running dialogues which he will respond to incessantly while re-casting your opinions in a light favorable to himself;
3. One whose puns and jokes were cool in 1962, but suck rotten eggs now;
4. Also known as a “Scrabble Master “

That phloom won't shut the fuck up -- he makes me want to b..b..b...ARF!

by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 25, 2008

phoogle

To phone someone in order to have that person look up something on the internet for you.

I don't know what Christian Bale's first movie either. Let's phoogle Kevin and find out.

by ozMKE August 10, 2006

Phoobs

Phoobs or Phoobies, another name for the boobs of the singer songwriter Phoebe Lucille Bridgers. This term has been supposedly invented (in this specific use) by pharbz on the website Twitter.com and has been in use since early 2021. The word is mostly used in Pharb Group chats, Pharbz being Phoebe Bridgers fans.

Pharb Group Chat

Twitter user Vin Diesel: PHOOBS
Twitter user Pitbull or Mr. Worldwide: Hehe Phoobies
Twitter user Dwayne The Rock Johnson: PHOOBS
Twitter user Mr. Clean: *sends image of Phoebe Bridgers holding mug with boobs on it*
Twitter user Vin Diesel: PHOOBS

Twitter user Pitbull or Mr. Worldwide: hand pics?

by Sheets of grass February 24, 2021

Phoobit

A discreet word used for talking about novos, suorins, and other hard hitting vapes.

"Yo Mohamad shoot the phoobit"

"Fs g you finna get that fat dome off this suorin air+"

by mogotteweed November 14, 2019

Phoosh

Greater than love, commonly used by my science teacher, Mr. Allen, and his wife. Phoosh is the answer to everything and there's nothing more powerful.

"Are you in love?" "No, I think I phoosh-ed"

by AntiPawPatrolPatron September 23, 2019