poofer

n. a fart, especially a short, sharp, small fart making little or no noise, generally a feminine kind of fart with little volumetric displacement or effect on the barometric pressure of the surroundings, the opposite of a sonic boom

Delicate Patty pretended to not even notice, let alone reveal, that a tiny, odorless poofer had escaped her exquisite bung hole like a subtle sigh.

by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006

phooser

the state of being mind-blowingly gangster;a wondrous hooligan;the object of every persons desire;being ridiculously good looking

Greg aka El Chico Phooser

by Gana Ria January 25, 2007

poofer

a nother word for decota mangrech. basicly gay.

oh my god he is such a poofer!

by Ashley* November 14, 2004

Poofer

When someone doesn't let you ride out the sun roof while driving home.

Kelsey is a poofer

by Soames and Trent August 10, 2014

poofer

a word that means the same thing as fart, only less vulgar.

talking to your sister, next to grandma, you say "oops! i poofered!"

by chelseeea_raaae June 16, 2007

peter poofer

What the drill sargeant from Full Metal Jacket uses to described a gay person.

Graham Norton is a peter poofer

by Adam Hall July 29, 2008

poofer

A cute guy from California who likes kitties and back massages

Did you see Kaylin talking to Poofer yesterday??

by Whaaaeeerr December 30, 2014