A naive gem from earth that has went through suffering for thousands of years; losing different parts of their bodies during these times. First their legs and arms, then their head and then their eye(Phos -> Emo Phos -> Laphos -> Laphos short haired moon edition -> Crazy maniac Laphos -> Onion). In the end this poor baby turned into a shell of themselves that looks like sour cream and onion rings for some reason. Finally suffering ended for our poor baby.
Person 1: Man I feel bad for phosphophyllite...
Person 2: Same, and if Haruko Ichikawa continues their manga delay then I'm gonna shoot her for sure
Person 1: I know right? Take me with you!
Person 2: Same, and if Haruko Ichikawa continues their manga delay then I'm gonna shoot her for sure
Person 1: I know right? Take me with you!
by Hemimorphite August 24, 2023
Get the Phosphophyllite mug.1. To stutter one's speech in such a way as to inhibit comprehension.
2. To be evasive in speech or action.
Possibly derived from the Yiddish word "Fonfer," meaning mumbled, incoherent or accented speech.
2. To be evasive in speech or action.
Possibly derived from the Yiddish word "Fonfer," meaning mumbled, incoherent or accented speech.
1. "You really phumphered that joke. Why don't you tell it again?"
2. "Stop phumphering and get to the point."
2. "Stop phumphering and get to the point."
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1. a highly explosive chemical that combusts upon contact with oxygen and is derived from the boiling-out of water from a substance known as urine, or, in simple terms, a flammable powder that comes from boiled piss.
Some say that phosphorus was discovered by a genius. My personal opinion is that it was discovered by a drunken fool who wanted to make coffee but had had his water line disconnected because he forgot to pay the bill.
by Seph Infinitum February 16, 2009
Get the Phosphorus mug.Correct: This geological feature contains a phosphorite.
Correct: The rock collector has a phosphorite set in a transparent plastic ball.
Incorrect: Senator Larry Edwin Craig (R-Idaho) of the House and Senate Ethics Committees, Senate Armed Forces Committee, and Veterans Affairs Committee, supported the Federal Marriage Amendment. He has a real phosphorite for bathroom strangers, however.
Correct: The rock collector has a phosphorite set in a transparent plastic ball.
Incorrect: Senator Larry Edwin Craig (R-Idaho) of the House and Senate Ethics Committees, Senate Armed Forces Committee, and Veterans Affairs Committee, supported the Federal Marriage Amendment. He has a real phosphorite for bathroom strangers, however.
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Get the phophi mug.Phosphates were carbonated beverages made-from-scratch by the "soda jerk" using carbonated soda water, flavored syrups and phosphoric acid -- in this case, they are flavored with strawberry syrup.
In slang, Strawberry Phosphates refer to strippers; the term is in reference to Thornton Wilder's play "Our Town", in which Mrs. Gibbs references her son George spending all of his money on strawberry phosphates, jokingly thought to be the character Emily's stripper name.
In slang, Strawberry Phosphates refer to strippers; the term is in reference to Thornton Wilder's play "Our Town", in which Mrs. Gibbs references her son George spending all of his money on strawberry phosphates, jokingly thought to be the character Emily's stripper name.
George: Aw, Ma,-- I got a lot of things to buy.
Mrs. Gibbs: Strawberry phosphates--that's what you spend it on.
"Our Town", Act I
Mrs. Gibbs: Strawberry phosphates--that's what you spend it on.
"Our Town", Act I
by STAGEWEST December 27, 2011
Get the Strawberry Phosphates mug.Man: I'm so afraid of becoming claustrophobic AND agoraphobic at the same time!! Actually, just the word "phobia" kinda makes me want to vomit.
Therapist: Well, it sounds like all this fear of phobias has given you one. It's called phophobia. And it makes you look redundant, ironic, and stupid.
Therapist: Well, it sounds like all this fear of phobias has given you one. It's called phophobia. And it makes you look redundant, ironic, and stupid.
by manifeellikeawoman July 7, 2009
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