phobeismist

1. noun: A person who is engaged in and has expert knowledge in all things offensive, especially regarding race and sex. A professional phobismist views it as their duty to tell you why you should be offended.

2. noun: One who studies human behavior and culture to answer questions regarding all things offensive. A phobeismist may be involved in studying political correctness, being offended on someone else's behalf who is not offended, policing of ideas and language, and other free-speech-limiting activities.

Derived from phobe, ism, and ist.

My friend at Berkeley is studying hard to become a professional phobeismist.

by Unframeofmind November 26, 2019

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the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having a phobia

Phobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobia is stupid

by Hi you have polio May 13, 2020

Google-phobic

Someone who consistently asks simple questions through IM or on a message board instead of taking 2 seconds to find the answer on Google themselves. They do this despite the process of asking often being slower than searching.

Person 1: What is the population of the world?
Person 2: Idk, just Google it.
Person 1: Cbf.
Person 2: You are so Google-phobic.

by BlurredWolf October 21, 2013

asshole phobia

The fear of the majestic asshole

Do you have Asshole Phobia?

by Tittyfuck69 rule 34 March 30, 2016

Social Phobia

A social anxiety, prevents you from talking to people, meeting new people, or even do the simplest task as say hello to a somebody you don't know well.

Social Phobia Example
Student: *walks*
Teacher: Hello Student!

Student: *tries to say something, but too ashamed, so ignores*
Teacher: That was rude...

by JonnDoe June 9, 2018

Phobia

There are many different types of phobias. A phobia is known as an extreme fear. Here are some examples of common phobias: Claustrophobia – The fear of small spaces like elevators, small rooms and other enclosed spaces.
Aerophobia – The fear of flying.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – The fear of long words. Believe it or not, it’s real.
Androphobia – The fear of men. Usually seen in younger females, but it can also affect adults.
Tescophobia - The fear of self check out services especially when left alone.
Phobophobia – The fear of fear. The thought of being afraid of objects/situations.
Podophobia – The fear of feet. Some people fear touching or looking at feet, even their own.
Paraskevidekatriaphobia – The fear of Friday the 13th.
Gynophobia – The fear of women. May occur if you have unresolved mother issues.
Achondroplasiaphobia – The fear of midgets. Because they look differently.
Bananaphobia – The fear of bananas. If you have this phobia, they are scary.
Sidonglobophobia – The fear of cotton balls or plastic foams. Oh that sound.
Catoptrophobia – The fear of mirrors. Being afraid of what you might see..
Telephonophobia – The fear of talking on the phone. Phobics prefer texting.
Cacomorphobia – The fear of fat people.
Didaskaleinophobia – The fear of school. This phobia affects kids mostly.
Technophobia – The fear of technology is often induced by culture/religion.
Numerophobia – The fear of numbers and the mere thought of calculations.

Mr. Cotton has an extreme phobia that stops him making contact with several machines

by J-H Marwood October 9, 2017

home-o-phobic

Home-o-phobia is the condition and social category of home-free people who not only lack housing, they refuse to get a home and refuse to maintain, regular, safe, and adequate shelter.
The term "home-o-phobic" applies to a person who chooses to be home-free because they see no reason to get a job, and thus choose to sleep in the street.

Byron is a home-o-phobic and its gotten so bad that he won't even sleep at other people's houses.

by whalewail April 13, 2009