phoke

1. To poke someone with the intention of getting them to come eat pho with you.

(This incorporates a regional/cultural definition of the verb "poke." The word in this context means, "To get someone's attention, either playfully or not, in order to communicate with them. Actual physical poking, as with a finger into one's side, is irrelevant, but certainly possible." This definition provided as an alternative to UrbanDictionary.com's current definitions for the word "poke," most of which are vulgar in nature.)

IM_Friend_One: *phoke*
IM_Friend_Two: lol
IM_Friend_One: come eat pho with us
IM_Friend_Two: I think I have to, now.

by Green November 24, 2004

Lol ploker

Lol ploker is a gatekeeper and hardstuck low tier rank mostly pignoys *Filipino people who keep sucking each other dick and play league of legends wild rift deadgame

Lol ploker playing dead game on mobile

by Nerrawtv July 11, 2022

ploker

Piss AND balls.

Ooo look at the ploker
That’s yum that is piss and balls

by werserwame November 2, 2020

ploke

to poke a person on Facebook and get it all wrong.

Jodi got ploked by her friend.

by RKII August 7, 2011

Phlower

The act of taking both hands respectively and opening they butt cheeks as to expose your anal regeions, generally done in order to disturb or taunt somone
( A common gesture in most males)

Oh my God, dont turn around he's exposing his phlower!

by Babs March 13, 2005

phooker

Someone who can't stop playing with their PDA style phone. AKA Robert

Man look at that phooker. He can't leave that bloody thing out of his hand. What a stupid phooker!

by Pogz July 28, 2007

phlobesity

excessive phatness, cool, hip, awesome, gangsta

Brendan is so cool that he suffers from phlobesity

by Boydski November 9, 2007