Philosophical Slur

1) A philosophical statement that is garbled or doesn't make very much sense.

2) A drunken philosophy.

"Make like a tree and get the fuck out." - The Boondock Saints

Drunken Roomate " Used couches are the cause of divorce."

Sober Roomate " That was a wise Philosophical Slur."

by Fuhrer Aurifexion July 5, 2009

Philosophical menopause

Aligning your wants with your needs.

John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot

by ShittyRickashawala January 13, 2020

Philosophical Dick

When you give dick so well or so bad that your partner contemplates the meaning of life, their place in the universe, and or what they did to deserve it.

His philosophical dick was so good all I could do was sit and contemplate the universe.

by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021

philosophical discussion

A blowjob

We had a philosophical discussion last night.

You blew him?!

by sheeyat July 13, 2014

philosophical booty

A girl who is well versed in physiology and is also a freak.

Nate: "What you gonna do when you graduate college?"

Brian: "I'm going to be rich and do a different girl every night".

Nate: "Yea right."

Brian: "What about you"?

Nate: " I'm gonna marry Cinny".

Brian: "Cinny's got you hooked on that philosophical booty."

by Trippin'1999 December 15, 2010

Wax Philosophical

When you're so stoned you think that fork is deep.

Stoner A: Dude, like ... fork.
Stoner B: Whoa! You like wax philosophical man!

by megalodon333 August 7, 2016

philosophicalisation

1. When you Philosophise something philosophical properly with enough k you may, in the right environment obtain optimum philosophicalisation.

2. The pentium freebasing suplex pon membrane twice!

The pulsation of my Philosophicalisation was purely imagination for the total annihilation of the nation with true condemnation, one day we will be all Asian.

by The Philosophilisator June 11, 2011