Phaser

An advanced weapon which fires a stream of phased particles.
Made famous by the finctional TV show "Star trek" the Phaser was never actually in wide spread use. The Phaser is capable of stunning or killing an oponant or of melting, heating and vapourising objects. In only recorded use of a phaser was when one was fired to stop William Shatner from making another album

Set your Phasers to stun

by Kang June 18, 2004

Danielle Peazer

The beautiful girlfriend of Liam Payne (1/5 of One Direction). She was born on June 10th 1988. Danielle is a professional dancer and she is good friends with Eleanor Calder who is the girlfriend of Louis Tomlinson (another 1/5 of One Direction). She doesn't deserve the hate her, Eleanor and Perrie (the other girlfriends of 2 of the 1D boys) recieve. If they make the boys happy than they should make anyone who truly loves the boys happy as well.

Danielle Peazer and Liam Payne met on the X-Factor - the British TV show Liam competed on along with the other 1D boys. Danielle was a back up dancer during some of the performances. She is the only girl Liam has been with since he found fame.

by simplyadistantdreamer July 28, 2012

Phizer

Phizer is the midichlorian of Awesomeness within every living thing.
Much like how midichlorians link a person to the Force this links us to the Awesome. It's the same Awesome the Fonz used to turn a jukebox on while hitting it. That is the way of the Phizer, the Awesome. But with every good Phizer there is a dark Phizer just as there are Jedi and Sith with the Force, people with the dark Phizer are simply known as Douchebags. 
Phizer can also be used as a word to exclaim or call something or someone cool and or awesome. Or you can go one up and say Phizerific. But if you're refering to a douchebag then the word becomes an insult.

"Dude you are so one with the phizer."

"That guy is such a phizing douchebag."

"I had the best day yesterday, it was phizerific."

"Man, does she have a great and phizer ass or what."

by Master Phizer February 7, 2010

Phaser club

The Phaser club is a group of badass motherfuckers who all wield phasers. It is a rare sight for the stars must be aligned with the earth as the dark chitulhu sets down upon the d-bag known only as "Toni"

Homie 1: I now wield the mighty phaser.
Homie 2: Welcome to the phaser club!
Homie 3: Party of 4!!!!
Homie 4: I want some nachos.

by sexy mothafuckaaaaa September 3, 2016

Pazer

A person who goes out of their way in order to make someone else miserable. Often involves taking a possession from someone.

"Give my fucking cards back Pazer"
"Noh!"

by The_Uploader_101 April 4, 2009

Pazer

Someone who enjoys revelling in another's pain. Often times the Pazer makes fun of the other's name, just because they have nothing better to do.

"hahaha, K-Pag!"
"OMG, you're such a Pazer. Leave him alone and get a life and do something productive with your time"

by tehol April 14, 2009

phaserburn

When you touch a phaser and recieve a burn or slight blemish.

Leeroy grabbed his phaser after he shot it, and recieved a phaserburn.

by AJtheGiant November 26, 2006