Tube Planker

A derogatory term for a snowboarder.

That guy is a total tube planker!

by Jonny-O January 26, 2010

Panker

A large chodethat turns a light purple when erect. The discharge or jizz is hot pink as well.

Dude 1: aw I'm sooo bummed.
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: the doctor told me I have a panker.
Dude 2: that sucks

by your majesties sogginess February 21, 2017

Supreme Ziggy Pranker

Supreme Ziggy Pranker is someone who is very cheeky, and will take time out of their day to pull a prank on you.

Person: "I got slimed the other day!"
Person 2: "Oh that's most likely a Supreme Ziggy Pranker."

by SupremeZiggyPranker January 10, 2023

Panker

Someone who poops and masturbates at the same time. Often used as another word for a "douche" or "jerk".

Poop + Wank = Pank

Other forms: Panker, Panking etc.

Nathan: Stephen copied my homework and turned it in before me. Now the teacher thinks I copied him.

Albert: What a panker.

by Orielol February 11, 2010

double planker

A shit that stays intact and stretches from one side of the bowl to the other resembling planks on a pier

"I ate so many taco's I just dropped a double planker"

by Ron V July 23, 2008

Planker

Derogatory term used by snowboarders towards a skier.

(skier cuts off snowboarder)
Snowboarder, "watch it planker!"

by john zebra January 11, 2011

panker

another word for someone being a "pussy"

DreamTactix291 is a panker

by lalahsghost February 18, 2004