Pfeffel

Pseudo Old English word.
The sound made when polishing a turd.
Slang for unrendered lard.
Deliberate and wilful clown impersonations.
Pfeffeling:
The process of anal ring bleaching by hydroquinones. Banned in the EU.
Pfeffled:
To be sandbagged by Old Etonians
To smile like a Pfeffel :
To continually have a grotesque smirk.

After spaffing on a wall he turned his attentions to polishing turds which pfeffeled softly in the evening sun.
The man stuffing his face looked for all the world like pfeffel.
The chaps from Winchester were well and truely pfeffeled by the Old Etonion Bullindon spaffers..

by The phylogenist March 28, 2019

Hufty Puff

A description of an exceedingly well nourished individual sweating profusely, gasping for breath, nearing cardiac collapse whilst attempting to lose their first kilo after a lifetime of grazing.

Or any big fellow using the stairs, moderate exercise can bring on the state of being a "Hufty puff."

Or a big fellow that sweats heavily on relatively mild days.

Look at that hufty puff, I'll go warm up the paddles.

I couldn't find space in the gym it was full of hufty puff's.

I just had give my seat away on the bus to some huffy puff, if the bus had stopped suddenly it would have been carnage.

by PrickMcDick June 3, 2011

Ms pfeffer

Ldms English teacher. She is very quiet but we all know she a freak👅. MS. Pfeffer lives in her car and makes love with all her rats. She also turns into a rat everyday at midnight. MS. Pfeffer is also in love with many of her students like aaron, brayden, and she especially loves landen. MS. Pfeffer has a black cock and beats her meat to rats eating cheese while students work. MS. Pfeiffer is also a white supremacist which is why she stares at a certain student all the time. Make sure to call her MS PEFFER when you see her.

Ms Pfeffer: a teacher who's a rat

by Lhgxfxc April 21, 2019

Tootle Puffer

"An affectionate term for vapers generally using lower watt devices with atomizer resistance of 1.0ohm or above and who utilize the Mouth to Lung (MTL) style of vaping. The opposite of a cloudchaser."

When it comes to vaping styles, Betty is a tootle puffer, Sally likes to cloud chase and Joe prefers flavorchasing.

by TakeTheRedPill May 16, 2015

Sniffy-Puff

A Southern West Virginia term coined in 2020 for doing a "hot rail" of methamphetamine; Specifically when doing one with your significant other and blowing it into their mouth right before having immensely wonderful, drug fueled, super hot, sex in doggy style so you both can "tweak and geek" out the window during the 4-6 hour sexual marathon you are about to enjoy. It is also a great way to get super high pretty dang quickly when doing Sniffy-Puffs with friends.. just don't blow it into their mouth unless you are down to get real freaky and geeky with them. Sniffy-Puffs are the ideal way to do this drug (next to shooting up of course, duh!) for the ultimately authentic *Junkies in Love* experience any real drug addict could only ever dream of. Sniffy-Puffs will change your life, God Diggity Dang It! So remember kids, Don't do drugs... Without me.

"Daddy, can you get a Sniffy-Puff ready for me back there so I can bang your brains out while we watch the bush monkeys out in the back yard that are always hiding in the trees?"

"Oh course I can, BabyDoll! I just gotta make sure the shadow people in the bedroom are gonna act right tonight so we can get to boinking! Let's get high as giraffe p*ssy, God Diggity Dang It!"

by Fry-Pie November 8, 2020

Scooty Puff

A motorized shopping cart commonly found in establishments such as Wallmart. Scooty Puffs are feats of engineering as, despite their small size, they are able to support and mobilize even the largest of Hamplanets.

All of the scooty puffs at the store were in use by hamplanets, so grandma had to wait for me in the car.

by HonorMuhBeetus May 21, 2015

pluffer

An extremely delicate item, Must be handled with care and love.

Wow my heart is such a pluffer...

by sadasdasd3q4324 April 28, 2016