Petelo

Dab

Ha lol petelo

by Koolest Kat June 13, 2018

Robert Pattelly

When A person makes reference to Robert Pattinson and R.Kelly being romantically involved A.K.A ships them as a couple

Robert Pattelly would make a gr8 couple #couplegoals

by #yam November 10, 2018

Pettersen scale

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide

"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"

by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008

Petrel

A really Fobby Asian chick that has issues pronouncing simplistic and common English words such as green (gring) and milk (myewk) and speaks her own language in an English-speaking surrounding.

Also: often smells like rice and has mood swings on a regular basis.

Commonly referred to as: Peter

Petrel: "-speaking Asian language-"
Normal Person: "Speak English, Peter!!"
Petrel: -spaz attack- "I can do whatever I want!! Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh..."

by BubbleTeaFreak May 3, 2011

Pestell Package

A phrase referring to someone with a large manhood. The phrase originates from Nick Pestell, a well known player from the streets of Reading.

The moment she heard about his Pestell Package, she was all over him.

by MC Warlow May 7, 2008

petter ass

Someone who is sexually attracted to minors; a pedophile.

When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a petter ass.

by not mike ditka October 28, 2004

pettemo

A word comprised of punk, ghetto, and emo. This word is for people with many different styles concerning punk, ghetto, and emo.

Whoa look at those two girls Emma and Lauren with many different styles, they are so pettemo.

by LaurEmma July 24, 2006