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Law of the Lesser Percentile

The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.
Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!
by Con Land September 9, 2018
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perceived coolness whore

The annoying individual who claims to be interested or expert in almost any topic that anybody else in a group refers to as cool, often to the extent that their involvement in so many activities and interests, or in a more oscure pursuit or fetish, may seem dubious.
"Hangliding looks cool" eliciting the response "Oh, I LOVE to hanglide, I'm an experienced hangliderist!"

or

"I have a friend who is into CBT" followed by "Ooo, CBT is the coolest - I do it all the time!" leading the original speaker to ask the perceived coolness whore to define CBT in semi-polite company.

At their worst, a perceived coolness whore might stumble, late, into a conversation about female contraceptives or male pattern baldness and, upon hearing a prescription drug name, will claim to have once done lines of the afore-mentioned drug off the back of a hooker at a Hollywood party.
by Anthony Sheppard July 31, 2006
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ParterInCrimeForLife

Muskan and Mo ❤️
PIC4L are people who will :
•Always be there for each other no matter what.

•They listen to you and understand you.

•You can call anytime about anything you feel you need to speak about or vent out

•They will stand up for you in the times when you need it most.
•Keep your secrets close, you can trust with your life.

•They will support you in any decision you make even if it's hard for them.

•They are there for you as much as they can be and does and says whatever they can to up your mood in down times.
•You can be your COMPLETE and total self around them without feeling uncomfortable.
•You can say or do anything but your relationship never changes.

•They will always want the best for you Just like you will always want for them.

It feels as if they were sent from heaven to make your life that much easier. They will do almost anything for you as you would do for them, and will love you no matter what kind of stupid things you do.

And as people change, your LOVE with a REAL PIC4L will never fade through all the phases of life and problems that come a long with it AND THATS A FACT 😎❤️
#MY PIC4L is always here for me just like I’m there for them
#My PIC4L is my everything my world myjaan mylife my bestfriend my famlee and all.
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by mushy786 January 12, 2020
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5 percent rule

After you break up with someone, you are not allowed to mourn over the loss for more than 5% of your time being with them.
The 5 percent rule goes like this: you can mourn over the loss of a boyfriend or girlfriend for no more of 5% iof the time being together (as previously stated). FOR EXAMPLE, if you dated someone for 60 minutes, you can mourn over your tragic loss for 3 minutes (if i did my math correctly)
by bellakaaay December 28, 2011
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perceptive

capable of perceiving or observing. when you are able to receive outside sensory information. You can take in information or observe something by watching something or by hearing or by smelling or by feeling some touch.
Katie: Joe asked me out for a date.
Laura: Oh, is that what he said in the note he passed to you in class?
Katie: That is very perceptive of you.
by Dimple Dempsey November 30, 2010
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fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Perdedorito

Spanish for "little loser" - someone who is even more loserish than your average loser.
"Ewwww I just got noseraped by that perdedorito"
by Gingerina June 23, 2013
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