perte

A talking wooden wind-up explosive vibrator, whose anus has been claimed by a REPO team and made public property. They exist as a race in space lads and are constantly made fun of with many snapshotted mistakes and memes.

Arke does NOT have a wild ass.

perte: I don't like arke's ass
-meme posted-
perte: shh

by TXN Perte' January 15, 2017

Pert

A positive adjective describing a body part that is petite and perfectly formed.

1) Charlie Harper: Grab that pert little ass!

2) "Dig those pert breasts on that fine chick!"

3) "She's so cute with her pert, little nose and soft, smooth cheeks."

by THE-CREED-OF-VIRTUE December 22, 2012

Pert

A useless, unintelligent, uneducated and uninformed moron.

I can't believe so many Pert's voted for Donald Trump.

by Homofo January 24, 2017

Pert

An abriviation for the word Pretty. Commonly used when texting.

Omg thats so Pert!

by chook 4 ever January 27, 2009

PERT

The act of one inserting his penis into an individual's ear for the purpose of sexual pleasure. Fabulous.

See also: ear sex, ear fucking, Family Guy, getting fucked in the ear, Prick Up Your Ears, sticky ear...

Person 1: Hey everyone, let's all go to the computer lab and PERT!

Person 2: I'll bring the lube!

by Whiteboyrobot September 27, 2012

Pert

(n.) Shorthand/slang for 'period', i.e. a woman's menstrual cycle.

What's up with Cathy? She's really been raging lately.
I don't know, man, she's probably on her 'pert'.

by Jaynation December 29, 2009

pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

by Anonymous August 28, 2002