pert 

pert plus

mmmm i smell like pert plus mixed with chode

pert by fucker June 8, 2003

pert 

To say something perposterous.

"'Ey mama, you take us to the mall?"
"No now you know you ain't finish your homework yet."
"Oh ma, don't pert!"

pert by Eat 'Em Up February 12, 2007

pert 

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.

"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert

pert by john December 25, 2004

pert 

an abbreviation for perfect.

mostly a basic white girl term 🤠

girl 1: omg !1!1! that shirt is SO pert 😍😍
girl 2: i know right 1!1?

pert by 🤠 August 11, 2018

Pert 

Same definition as “periodt” originated from a group of people bypassing chat rules and quickly spread around the roblox community

“Lolz this dress is cute”

“Pert”

Pert by Fatcowlolz December 4, 2020

pert 

to pick veg/friuts off sombody else propordy

i pert on my friends house

pert by [e-mail] November 3, 2022

Pert 

A very cool person that is the best and most strongest guy ever

The pert is cool

Pert by Otto aabots November 22, 2023