perked

drunk from a alcoholic beverage or vicadin

i was so perked last night, i woke up in the gutter of jack in the box

by jenn July 1, 2003

Perk

A Lie or False Claim

Jhit Perk as fuck.
Perkin' ahh jhit.
Stop perkin.
You Perk.

by Splaaashy March 6, 2017

Perk

n. Alcohol

perked
v. to be drunk

I could really use some Perk right now.
I'm so perked right now.

by FickNish January 20, 2005

Perk

n.
any alcoholic beverage

I need some perk so bad....

by FickNish January 22, 2005

perking

To fake, hold out on someone.

You perking on me, cuz yean even made the cd yet.

by Rawvera cracka J September 29, 2003

PERKS

a girl with pointy nips and narrow tits and when she walks she puts her shoulders back and gets ready to drop jaws and poke eyes.

hey ernest did you see those perks

e: no? what on call of duty?

no that chick she just walked by and almost took my eye out

e:lmfaopklgghdabcdefghjklmopelmolopatropasaurusrexLOL

by harry s taint September 25, 2011

Perks

A fairy tale coffee house where mediocre coffee is served in an abandoned office cubicle.

AP: These leads suck!
BH: This coffee from perks sucks even more!

by 50dollarCPMs May 1, 2009