Pedometer

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.

To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.

by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010

Pedometer

Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.

My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.

by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010

permatern

Someone who seems to permanently work for free or a stipend because they can't secure a paid position.

"Do you have a job yet?"
"Nope, just permaterning until the economy turns up."

by batria June 15, 2009

penometer

The official ANSI intrument for measuring penis length and girth

by Cornwallis September 17, 2003

Periterish

Adjective:

Periterish- something that invokes the urgent desire or need for more of it.

Pronunciation: per-it-è-rish

This word takes the place of ridiculous words such as ‘moreish’ which should never have been created in the first place.

These biscuits are so periterish

by Ravencinko December 28, 2020

peristerophobia

An irrational fear of pigeons

Clyde's peristerophobia prevented him from enjoying life as a vagrant in London.

by Daniel Bulone June 4, 2007

Primeverison

Some people tend to become worse versions of themselves as they age. Their earlier version was fresh, exciting, engaging, and fun. Primeversion is a longing for the relationship you had in the past with someone, and the current version seems like a replicant or a clone of the original; every time you interact, it's similar to a fax or a copy degrading and devolving.

Paco keeps repeating the same things, reliving the past, and he doesn't have the same spark he had before; I truly miss his primeverison.

by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022