Perfume on a Turd

** See lipstick on a pig

When my friends ex-girlfriend was taking too long to get ready to go out one night, another buddy said "What's the point? You might as well try to put perfume on a turd."

by desertcajun October 26, 2008

perfume slip stream

the short trail of perfume smell that comes off a girl when she walks

"Dude I just got out of Amanda's perfume slip stream and damn did she smell goooooood"

by quitewhite April 26, 2014

Pandemic Perfume

Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.

“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”

by justanoldguy November 15, 2009

Old Lady Perfume

Cheap perfume that smells terrible and makes everyone except the perfume wearer sick. Usually worn by women who are 50 years of age or older. Tends to stick to hair and clothing.

"Susan stopped by last night and my whole house reeks like old lady perfume. She hugged me and I had to take a shower and wash my clothes to get it off me."

Greg: "It stinks in here, what is that?!"
Marsha: "Alice was just here and I'm pretty sure she bathed in old lady perfume this morning."
Greg: "Gross. Go take a shower."

by mlamson January 7, 2011

perfumed fart

A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass.

Oh no, what is that smell. Florence really smells like a perfumed fart today!

by mstrdstr08 March 11, 2010

Booty perfume

The fragrance that emanates from the crack below your back, most notably after passing wind or defacating.

"I smell something rancid.... It's probably Cherise's booty perfume. I could hear her stomach gurgling across the room."

by GasMachine May 4, 2010

perfume jump

the act of a woman depositing her scent on another person close enough for them to smell; aka a girlie facial

"that fucker kept using his teeth so I perfume jumped all over his face. take that asshole!"

by atillathehoney February 22, 2008