Perfectomundo

The revised edition of 2022 states that "Perfectomundo" is not a mistakenly written word, but a long effort to define something so extraordinary amazing, that the word "perfect" simply ain't gonna cut it, chief. Obviously, its roots derive from the words "perfecto" (spanish word for "perfect") and "mundo"(spanish word for "the orb" or "the world"). The astonishing, combo-wombo of those words, give the meaning of "world's most perfect".

One could ask, what things may be worthy enough to be given such a title? And i would say "Well that's a good question, chief!" (who is that "chief" person anyway?).
After living this life for so long, exploring many places and experiencing lots of new things around the world, i only found one thing worthy enough for "perfectomundo". And that thing is a girl in Poland, called Faustyna. Not any girl that is, but my tiny bunny.
So there you got it chief, now you know what "perfectomundo" means, and why you most probably never gonna use it in your life ever!

"Well yea, the "somehow" part was for fun, i know exactly why i love your corrections my perfectomundo bunny! :* "
"Put THAT in the dictionary :D :P :* :* "

by Your Greek Daddy February 26, 2022

Perfucktion

Perfucktion is an adjective that describes someone whom you would never date, but would totally fuck if you got the chance.

Katie Holmes is perfucktion, I would NEVER date her because she's a monsoon of bitchyness; but given the chance, You bet I'd totally tap that sweet ass.

by Dib N. Schwab IV March 26, 2010

perfecto

The act of taking a poop which leaves absolutly no poop marks on the toilet paper after you wipe. When this amazing event happens to you it is a sure thing that extreme good fortune will soon be coming your way.

"After eating Mexican food for lunch I had to take a huge slam and I was completely suprised after wiping once to discover that I had just had a perfecto. Later than day I got laid three times and won the Cash 3 lottery."

by fcj September 16, 2009

perfucked

An truncated version of the phrase "perfectly fucked", similiar to fubar, and snafu perfucked is a situational modifier used to describe an event that ends in catastrophe, or disaster.

"At the time eating eight cupcakes in a row seemed like a good idea, but soon Wade's stomach became perfucked"

by Alex Makaryk November 7, 2007

Perfuct

Perfectly fucked

1. This is a perfuct mess you have made now.

2. You perfuct me.

by noodles67 December 25, 2015

Perfectomorph

An ideal body type that lives up to the predisposed standards set by an individuals culture. Young adults strive to obtain this body type to make themselves more desirable.

Girl: "You are so skinny, I think you need to eat more cheeseburgers"
Guy: "What? That was rude"

Girl: "...just kidding you are a perfectomorph and no one has a better body than you do!"

by Redtoyarmy October 27, 2017

perfuckyesion

a noun:

1. The art of following and allowing your "Yes" in the most perfect way.

2. When you are in the flow of your "Yes" and life is WOW.

3. The blending of Perfection and Fuck Yes!

All of these successes and achievements are thanks to following my flow of perfuckyesion.

by JWM∞ August 7, 2018