Pressies

Hand mixed and pressed chemical compound drugs.

Yo, you got some pressies?
I'm hella geeked on these pressies!

by rusty squeezebox June 14, 2008

crimbo pressie

British slang for "christmas present"

I'm only getting one bloody crimbo pressie this year!

by Pimonkey December 17, 2003

percussive maintenance

the art of beating the living crap out of something untill you can get it to work.

If at first it doesent work try percussive maintenance if it breaks it needed replaceing anyway

by Ben Pershouse January 8, 2006

pressies

Australian, abbr, n, presents, gifts.

I had to buy the handbrake a pressie.

by herbie August 25, 2004

Pressive

it means backwards!! it's the opposite of progressive

Your nan is pressive mate

by epicbeastgamer99 May 19, 2020

Perversive

Interracial seduction ,reception and reciprocation

Some sex (Mental or Physical) is perversive and called pornography or hindsight porn.

by Lane Diamond January 30, 2017

Percussive education

The fine art of bludgeoning a student in order to encourage them to learn faster.

Similair in concept to Percussive Maintenance, but appplied to a person rather than an inanimate object.

The users have asked the same damn question for the hundredth time, perhaps a little 'Percussive education' will help them remember the answer

by Ivan Scattergood January 18, 2008