Christian persecution

Jesus christ guys, Christians are not being persecuted nor are they going to be.

Hym "Ope. Here we go again with the Christian persecution complex. Alright, let's here it... Oh? The most persecuted people ever and you're just a widdle goi and you didn't even do nuffin wrong? OK. Alright. Yep I see it. I see your baby that's- Um, great fantastic. Alright well I'm not persecuting you nor will I so, you know, go. Go get God or get my money or something. Alright?"

by Hym Iam December 9, 2025

Reverse Religious Persecution

Oh yeah shit my guys that's pretty bad. I see how you would think that that is my fault.... Buuuut...

Hym "Oh who that seems like a pretty egregious case of reverse religious persecution. That's what you get for being too much better than everyone shit-brain. Hahaha! Oh-boy-oh-jeez This is like that time in DC where the fated battle between Orion and Darkseid finally takes place (I think it's Infinite crisis?) And Darkseid is, like, aware of the prophecy and shoots a magic gun... Into the future... To shoot Orion as Orion kills Darkseid... And Darkseid... Positions himself in such a way... That it leads him to fall ON TOP OF the DC universe... That was tight. This is like that. Except I'm not dead... And Orion is STILL dead... And I just stand back up and fart as I walk way from the freshly destroyed Universe..."

Iam "Oh shit wow... That is spooky. My bad."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2023

The Christian Persecution Complex

That meme is like... Literally the exact thing they're doing to me.

Hym "I had a woman come in to my job to tell me that I can't poison God and it's like... Yes I fucking can bitch! This has nothing to do with the Christian persecution complex but yeah... Exact same thing they're doing to me."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024